Do you think selling farts in a jar is a real job?

So there was that thread about whether sex work is a real work or not and almost everyone said anything that pays is a real job or something along the lines....

There's this *****oker who sells farts for 1000 USD... would you call her a business owner or "entrepreneur" (more like fartrepreneur).....
I mean I wonder how the **** she does it though... like I wonder if she sticks a jar up her ass...

She's selling her bloody farts and making money..

I mean Onlyfans is one thing but this a whole another level. Like she made 50k in two days apparently... Some people are calling this a power move but personally I think it's a "I'm-desperate -for-a-new-chanel-bag" move.

She's out there making more than *insert-high-paying-career*. Would you consider this a real job though? like I guess she sold her dignity because you possibly can't sell farts like that, diffusion disagrees.

I'll post the jar pictures in a sec.

Making bank by profiting off pathetic incels? fair play imo

Is she being opportunistic of gullible men? Very. Is this the definition of a job? No.
Reminds me of when belle delphine sold bath water.

That's what I thought.. but you can provide bath water at least.. you can't possibly store farts in a jar.

All power to her.

I'd prefer to sell bottled farts over getting up at 8am and dragging myself to my job.

I mean realistically I would call it a job- she's vending a product that she's making herself. A home-grown product by a proud independent home-grown businesswoman.

Now, morally, I would say it's wrong to sell your gases for such a high price when arguably the markup is in the 1000's or more- you can literally get identical farts for free from random strangers. I heavily doubt her body produces some sort of unique gaseous mixture that can't be gotten elsewhere.

Now, if someone asked me to sell them my farts in a jar for £50 a pop, you get yourself I would happily do it. Heck, you can have my farts for £5 if you bring me a jar to do it in-

I would probably think the most efficacious way and obtaining aforementioned gaseous delight would be using a tube. You shove the tube up the butt, then just vacuum up whatever you need. Farts are basically just your gases mixed in with some faecal particles- cut out the middle man I say- just poop in a bucket, then atomize the contents of the bucket and mix it with some methane or whatever else comes out your trondheim.

And this is why the usage of TikTok (or not) is an excellent method of differentiating between the idiots and the few of us left in society with functioning brain cells.