Guys which are like this

In the hierarchy of accurate time-keeping, we have:

Waterclocks
Sundials
Gravity mechanical timepieces
Hand-wound balance wheel mechanical watches
Spring balance escapement mechanical watches
Quartz digital watches
Atomic clocks

And beyond all of that - the very peak of time-keeping - we have the TSR daily prostitution thread. I would happily co-ordinate the invasion of Russia or navigate the Antipodes by it.

invade Ukraine instead