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    It was meant to be a wit society.
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    (Original post by Profesh)
    What many apparently misunderstand is that the society serves as but a touchstone: 'wit' may be said to reside here; it abides, ultimately, elsewhere. You might as well enter a 'War Room' and exclaim, with due petulance, "Where's the war?"
    And thus our dear leader ably demonstrates why the fellows of the society maintain him in his noble office.
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    Can I get into the wit society. I'm blatantly witty enough
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    (Original post by Clubber Lang)
    Can I get into the wit society. I'm blatantly witty enough
    Be my guest.
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    (Original post by Profesh)
    Be my guest.
    I've requested. You'll probably reject me now :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by muncrun)
    Profesh,

    I've only read the first two pages of this thread, so excuse me if you don't deem me worthy of posting on page six (however, I hardly imagine your posts suddenly turn into Tolstoy further down the line).

    One thing seems strikingly clear: you manifestly fail to display any worthy form of wit yourself. This thread seems like a pompous creation of yours upon which to hoist yourself up onto a pedestal and gain some elusive kind of respect from others.

    Give us all a break, please...
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    I'm not allowed to even look at the application form, never mind fill it in.

    Your system clearly does not work.
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    Yeah...but if i had a face like that id teach my ass to speak
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    It appears that this society has wilted from lack of constant care...
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    Wilted like the member of every human being in existence when they first glimpse your mother...
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    I would have to thank you all for the content of this thread. I now have unequivocal proof that I AM indeed an island in a sea of muppets!
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    When life gives you lemons, give them back and request oranges instead: they have a more palatable taste, and a zing that's easier to keep under control.

    If you are allergic to citrus, be careful.
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    I always liked:

    If life gives you lemons, cut them in half and squeeze them in someones eyes. Why should you suffer alone?
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    (Original post by iismoresmartererthanyou)
    I always liked:

    If life gives you lemons, cut them in half and squeeze them in someones eyes. Why should you suffer alone?
    If you have the capacity to cut lemons in half, why settle for squeezing?
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    Beacause i was thinking of suffering in the minor inconvenience sense of the word.

    Not in the Reservoir Dogs sense!
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    Other peoples' lemons tend to be bigger and more zesty than mine.
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    Then those are the ones to squeeze in your eyes.

    (I think I grossed myself out)
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    It seems that the thread has accrued into a state of inertia.

    Pity; for I coveted to acquire membership in a society such as this.
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    So, folks, what actually goes on in a society such as this?

    I'm intrigued - is it just witty banter through and through?
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    I unleash all my with into normal threads..i should be promoted or something..
 
 
 
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