TSR &#x27;Wit&#x27; Society

I would have to thank you all for the content of this thread. I now have unequivocal proof that I AM indeed an island in a sea of muppets!

Reply 823

username62978

When life gives you lemons, give them back and request oranges instead: they have a more palatable taste, and a zing that's easier to keep under control.

If you are allergic to citrus, be careful.

Reply 824

I always liked:

If life gives you lemons, cut them in half and squeeze them in someones eyes. Why should you suffer alone?

Reply 825

username62978

iismoresmartererthanyou

I always liked:

If life gives you lemons, cut them in half and squeeze them in someones eyes. Why should you suffer alone?

If you have the capacity to cut lemons in half, why settle for squeezing?

Reply 826

Beacause i was thinking of suffering in the minor inconvenience sense of the word.

Not in the Reservoir Dogs sense!

Reply 827

username62978

Other peoples' lemons tend to be bigger and more zesty than mine.

Reply 828

Then those are the ones to squeeze in your eyes.

(I think I grossed myself out)

Reply 829

It seems that the thread has accrued into a state of inertia.

Pity; for I coveted to acquire membership in a society such as this.

Reply 830

So, folks, what actually goes on in a society such as this?

I'm intrigued - is it just witty banter through and through?

Reply 831

Clubber Lang

I unleash all my with into normal threads..i should be promoted or something..

Reply 832

BornUnderPunches

So, folks, what actually goes on in a society such as this?

I'm intrigued - is it just witty banter through and through?

What goes on in such a society is indeed nothing less than the utmost perspicacious drollery one shall ever bear witness upon, and I utter this in a most unequivocal manner.

Reply 833

DayOldPorridge

What goes on in such a society is indeed nothing less than the utmost perspicacious drollery one shall ever bear witness upon, and I utter this in a most unequivocal manner.

Are you going to dye your hair ginger and 'pout' for photographs next?

:p:

Reply 834

BornUnderPunches

Are you going to dye your hair ginger and 'pout' for photographs next?

:p:

Maladroitly, I may have no choice but to resort to procurating the celebrious status such that Profesh is in possession of, and proclaim myself as the new, and most exalted ginger-haired potentate.

:biggrin:

Although that would involve hair-dying, yes.

Reply 835

DayOldPorridge

Although that would involve hair-dying, yes.

Nothing reeks of unoriginality than declaring yourself the new something-or-other.

You must find your own place in TSR's cyber-society, rather than trying (and failing) to become a weak imitation of someone you clearly admire.

Reply 836

I wasn't being serious, and I'd hoped that you'd have recognized that.

Just poking a bit of fun at the magniloquent mannerisms seen on this thread. You're right, perhaps it was unoriginal, but still..

I do wonder what happened to Profesh, though?

Reply 837

Oh, we can all joke, my friend...

Profesh was online earlier. I saw a post by him on something-or-other.

Reply 838

Ah. Yes, but apparently he hasn't checked this thread in a few days.

Haven't I seen you in the Oxford forums before? With the penguin DP? Or maybe that was someone else.

EDIT: Oh, it is you. Quite a shame you're thinking of revoking your application; you should definitely give studying English in Oxford a chance.

Oh, and I know, this discourse appears to have foresaken any sense of witty-ness upon my arrival. A few pages before that, even.

Reply 839