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    (Original post by Arturo Bandini)
    Make your own porno. With her.
    .... funny?
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    Hahaha, that's excellent! Well told aswell, haha.
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    (Original post by Nuffles)
    I don't think you quite understand the point of the jokes...

    Reminds me of hte time my sister walked in JUST after I'd finished. Couldn't really hide myself under the duvet and when I saw the handle turn my scrambled mind could only think to say *clears throat* "AHUNAANNOOOOEMMM". I'm pretty sure she saw me but the door shut pretty sharpish and we pretended like nothing happened.

    I know about her sex toys (please don't ask me how I know, it was a horrible twist of fate) so we both keep quiet and pretend like everything's normal
    Go onnnn... you know you want to tell us! :yes:
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    Everyone knows that us boys all do it. Your sister isn't going to point it out is she?
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    (Original post by Biggillystyle)
    MegaLOLZ if it had been 2 girls 1 cup :awesome:
    Not really, I know many many girls who have seen that..


    Even 12 year olds :nothing:
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Keep annon or delete

    God Damn, I think this is the second time-ish... But i'm pretty sure she saw the porn video from behind lol..... Man that was akward.............

    Anyway so the silly girl comes in and doesn't even knock like its her room, damn she deserves to be put in that situation next time she will learn, i hope..........

    Good thing i'm a comedian or this could be so weird, anyway so she burts in..... LUCKLY IM QUICK to put that penis in, i couldn't believe how quick i was that's the only thing i did good i could think of and that is probably the most vital thing........ lol

    So she bursts in, penis is in quick...... before she even entered about 1.2 secs i think, SO I'M CLICKING THE ******* X BUTTON ON FIREFOX!!!
    Lol what does it say?? Save and Quit or Quit......... WHAT THE ****!! I don't need this **** just close the damn PORNO ( I couldn't think straight all i was seeing was distraction from the porn being stopped and instead it just kept going... loooool and I'm sure by now she could see the porno and hear it, SO I FREAKED OUT! I turned of the monitor and I Removed my headphones... lol then we talked about mom recording dad's snoring like nothing happened....


    LOL, Any advice on what to do? To be honest, I think i'm just gonna pretend nothing happened, I've never been caught with my penis out so i guess im fortunate.. lol
    Say it was a pop-up if she asks, no harm done. You made my day lol.
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    (Original post by Arturo Bandini)
    Make your own porno. With her.
    How can you be so sick.
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    (Original post by Venom123)
    .... funny?
    Sorry

    Don't hate me.
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    (Original post by white_haired_wizard)
    Ask your sister to finish you off.

    (immature )
    :eek: :rofl: Honestly who thinks these things :o:
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    (Original post by ophqui)
    ask her if she wants to join you. done
    Unpleasant and unfunny!
    ¬.¬

    If you're going to go there, at least go the whole hog...
    I want corpses and gore and bizarre sexual antics!
    ;]
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    haha the joys of having a sister.

    Yeah pretend like nothing happened, it was gonna happen at some point so...


    ...just be thankful that it wasn't your mum
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    Or your whole family, like american pie (i think), haha.
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    lmfao @ the replies in this thread :rofl:
    OP, if I caught my brother doing anything like that (gross, god forbid :puke:), I'd just pretend as if nothing happened and lol in my own time. I guess I'd feel :sad: cuz he's meant to be all innocent but now he's been engulfed in the world of porn :indiff: But I know he hasn't, so

    :nothing:
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    At least she didn't catch you watching incest porn
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    (Original post by kashim91)
    How can you be so sick.
    It just comes naturally.
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    I've seen my brother watch it before, but that was his fault for not closing his door and his bedroom is the largest room in the house so we keep stuff up there, so we don't usually need to knock.

    My eyes bled for a while with the image of him hurriedly pulling his pants up. Luckily, I didn't see any wang.

    Also, on the shared laptop, I found a porn video he'd downloaded and it involved a banana and a penis and a hungry woman :cry:

    Okay, enough of my trauma, it will pass and she will soon just forget about it, she probably knows you do that anyway (we know you're not "getting changed" that many times in the day so we can't enter the room, especially when you come out of your room wearing the same clothes). Unless she tells the parents, there's no big problem, it's an unspoken sibling thing that some things just stay away from the parents' knowledge.
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    (Original post by Candyliqour)
    At least she didn't catch you watching incest porn
    He didn't specify what it was that he was watching did he?

    so...
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    How old is your sister?
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    Tell me about it. Little sisters walking into your room like they own the place...if I did the same and she wasn't 'decent' (I shudder to think), I'd be out on the street.

    Your story made me laugh because that could have been me if I wasn't incredibly careful. Just don't mention it. She'll soon learn that it's just a thing that people do.
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    (Original post by Keith Lemon)
    He didn't specify what it was that he was watching did he?

    so...
    even better then.
 
 
 
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