Turn on thread page Beta

Massive penis or tiny penis? watch

  • View Poll Results: Massive penis or tiny penis?
    11.5 inch penis.
    14
    29.79%
    4 inch penis.
    8
    17.02%
    I'm a straight male.
    25
    53.19%

    • CV Helper
    Offline

    15
    ReputationRep:
    CV Helper
    It's an odd juxtaposition of sizes.

    The 'tiny' penis is only 1 1/2 inches shorter than average, while the 'massive' one is 6 inches longer than average. Why not 4 vs 7? Or 3 vs 8?
    Offline

    0
    ReputationRep:
    Both!!!


    :ahee:
    Offline

    10
    (Original post by la fille danse)
    It's an odd juxtaposition of sizes.

    The 'tiny' penis is only 1 1/2 inches shorter than average, while the 'massive' one is 5 1/2 inches longer than average. Why not 4 vs 7? Or 3 vs 8? I can probably guess why you did it this way...
    Hmm, interesting point.

    I assume you're alluding to her own experiences and preceptions of women's tastes?
    • Thread Starter
    Offline

    0
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by la fille danse)
    It's an odd juxtaposition of sizes.

    The 'tiny' penis is only 1 1/2 inches shorter than average, while the 'massive' one is 5 1/2 inches longer than average. Why not 4 vs 7? Or 3 vs 8? I can probably guess why you did it this way...
    Why, hun? Do you think I love big ****?
    • Thread Starter
    Offline

    0
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by Lefty Leo)
    Hmm, interesting point.

    I assume you're alluding to his own endowment and perception of women's tastes?
    Err, can you see the little red symbol?
    Offline

    10
    (Original post by Forbidden Fruit)
    Err, can you see the little red symbol?
    Editing is a lovely feature
    • Thread Starter
    Offline

    0
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by Lefty Leo)
    Editing is a lovely feature
    Awww.
    • CV Helper
    Offline

    15
    ReputationRep:
    CV Helper
    (Original post by Forbidden Fruit)
    Why, hun? Do you think I love big ****?
    I thought you were a man with a small penis. Then I saw that you were a girl.
    Offline

    10
    (Original post by Forbidden Fruit)
    Awww.
    :rofl:

    Ah well, when looking like a fool, resort to stereotypes
    Offline

    10
    (Original post by la fille danse)
    I thought you were a man with a small penis. Then I saw that you were a girl.
    :yep:!
    Offline

    16
    ReputationRep:
    neither please
    • Thread Starter
    Offline

    0
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by Lefty Leo)
    :rofl:

    Ah well, when looking like a fool, resort to stereotypes
    Complain to the BBC, not me!
    Offline

    10
    (Original post by Forbidden Fruit)
    Complain to the BBC, not me!


    Why would i complain to the BBC? I am perfectly well endowed and even if i wasn't i wouldn't be shallow enough to feel insecure about one of the most trivial of human characteristics!
    • Thread Starter
    Offline

    0
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by Lefty Leo)


    Why would i complain to the BBC? I am perfectly well endowed and even if i wasn't i wouldn't be shallow enough to feel insecure about one of the most trivial of human characteristics!
    Trivial? Oh yes, just the tool which represents the whole point of human life.
    Offline

    10
    (Original post by Forbidden Fruit)
    Trivial? Oh yes, just the tool which represents the whole point of human life.
    Yes, because penis size is definitely still relevant when it comes to success of conception :rolleyes:
    • Thread Starter
    Offline

    0
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by Lefty Leo)
    Yes, because penis size is definitely still relevant when it comes to success of conception :rolleyes:
    When you have a 0.1 incher, it might make it difficult for your little 'friends' to stay inside their 'tunnel'.
    Offline

    10
    (Original post by Forbidden Fruit)
    When you have a 0.1 incher, it might make it difficult for your little 'friends' to stay inside their 'tunnel'.
    :facepalm:

    Your neg rep status doesn't surprise me
    Offline

    10
    (Original post by Forbidden Fruit)
    I have a deep c.u.n.t
    I cannot believe you are female :rofl:
    • Thread Starter
    Offline

    0
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by Lefty Leo)
    I cannot believe you are female :rofl:
    You can be warned for avoiding the swear filter. I don't know why you are attempting to put such vulgar words in my mouth.
    Offline

    0
    ReputationRep:
    4 inches will do the job, 11.5 will penetrate your lungs.
 
 
 
Turn on thread page Beta
TSR Support Team

We have a brilliant team of more than 60 Support Team members looking after discussions on The Student Room, helping to make it a fun, safe and useful place to hang out.

Updated: August 3, 2009
Poll
Which accompaniment is best?

The Student Room, Get Revising and Marked by Teachers are trading names of The Student Room Group Ltd.

Register Number: 04666380 (England and Wales), VAT No. 806 8067 22 Registered Office: International House, Queens Road, Brighton, BN1 3XE

Write a reply...
Reply
Hide
Reputation gems: You get these gems as you gain rep from other members for making good contributions and giving helpful advice.