Massive penis or tiny penis?

It's an odd juxtaposition of sizes.

The 'tiny' penis is only 1 1/2 inches shorter than average, while the 'massive' one is 5 1/2 inches longer than average. Why not 4 vs 7? Or 3 vs 8? I can probably guess why you did it this way...

It's an odd juxtaposition of sizes.

The 'tiny' penis is only 1 1/2 inches shorter than average, while the 'massive' one is 5 1/2 inches longer than average. Why not 4 vs 7? Or 3 vs 8? I can probably guess why you did it this way...

Hmm, interesting point.

I assume you're alluding to his own endowment and perception of women's tastes?

Err, can you see the little red symbol?

Editing is a lovely feature

Why, hun? Do you think I love big cock?

Awww.

I thought you were a man with a small penis. Then I saw that you were a girl.

Ah well, when looking like a fool, resort to stereotypes

Complain to the BBC, not me!

Why would i complain to the BBC? I am perfectly well endowed and even if i wasn't i wouldn't be shallow enough to feel insecure about one of the most trivial of human characteristics!

Trivial? Oh yes, just the tool which represents the whole point of human life.

Yes, because penis size is definitely still relevant when it comes to success of conception

When you have a 0.1 incher, it might make it difficult for your little 'friends' to stay inside their 'tunnel'.

I have a deep c.u.n.t

I cannot believe you are female