Blokes who masturbate every day: Aren't you exhausted?

Reply 20

lightburns

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Original post by Drunk Punx

Stoned masturbation :teeth:

I tried this. :cool:

Would recommend.

Reply 21

grth

12

Just fiddle with someone else's penis. You get all the psychological action of masturbation but none of the tiredness. And everyone's a winner :awesome:

Reply 22

grth

12

Original post by lightburns

I tried this. :cool:

Would recommend.

Oh, amen to this by the way. the man who first combined the two is an absolute genius and I can't think of a better idol right at the this moment.

Reply 23

Skoji

11

I sensed the words "stoned masturbation" from across the forum and would like to mention how heartily I approve.

Reply 24

grth

12

Heartily approve enough to come and join me? :awesome:

Definitely, brt

Original post by Skoji

Definitely, brt

kk, bring cake but don't bother bringing pants.

Reply 27

Liam_G

14

Original post by Drunk Punx

[Something about stoned masturbation]

Original post by grth

[something else about stoned masturbation]

Original post by lightburns

[more about how great it is]

Original post by Skoji

[agreeing with all of the above]

Is stoned masturbation really that good? :lolwut:

I thought it was supposed to give you hallucinations... are you not scared that you'll light-up and start to get into it, only to later find out that you were stroking a cat or something? How do you keep... focus?

Reply 28

Law123mus

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Doesn't seem to bother me, if anything I feel better for it.

Reply 29

Law123mus

11

Original post by Broderss

do it once a week only. that way you keep your testosterone levels up and won't walk around all doped out like you smoke green.

This is a myth.

Reply 30

grth

12

Original post by Liam_G

Is stoned masturbation really that good? :lolwut:

I thought it was supposed to give you hallucinations... are you not scared that you'll light-up and start to get into it, only to later find out that you were stroking a cat or something? How do you keep... focus?

At least the cat would be loving it's life :awesome:

I know it sounds childish, but the first time I thought to myself that I would end up laughing at my penis and then obviously...feel too self conscious to carry on, but actually it just feels amazing. Like time's stopped and nothing is more important than the happiness you are feeling :P

*trying hard not to go into too much detail*

Reply 31

ellakrystina

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Original post by *Lollo*

This. Nothing makes you sleep well like an orgasm. I can have the same feeling if I don't get enough sleep, but if I masturbate before sleep and then sleep enough I feel GREAT :biggrin:

So, so true!

Reply 32

TWF

13

It actually makes you tired? I do it everyday, it's just pleasure for me, no heavy breathing afterwards or anything. And it doesn't help me sleep at all, because I get excess sperm coming out which smells, so I have to ''milk'' my penis and take a shower.

Reply 33

Broderss

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Original post by Law123mus

This is a myth.

Maybe so, but sex drive and success are correlated in some way http://www.smallbizpod.co.uk/blog/2008/08/15/sex-and-the-startup-why-entrepreneurs-leverage-libido/

Reply 34

Broderss

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Original post by Liam_G

Is stoned masturbation really that good? :lolwut:

I thought it was supposed to give you hallucinations... are you not scared that you'll light-up and start to get into it, only to later find out that you were stroking a cat or something? How do you keep... focus?

Have you ever smoked weed? You do not hallucinate.

Reply 35

Liam_G

14

Original post by Broderss

Have you ever smoked weed? You do not hallucinate.

No... But I have masturbated. (Impressed by my dare-devilishness :rolleyes:

)

Spoiler

Reply 36

Anonymous #3

Masturbating is the only way I can function as a normal human being.

Reply 37

dog24

Original post by Drunk Punx

Same

Not quite sure why you posted anonymous. Man up :top:

this!

Reply 38

xoxAngel_Kxox

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Original post by karateworm

unless you've got a 20ft penis.

From the point of view of a female.. ouch!

Reply 39

Anonymous #4

Used to do it at least once a day and it never wore me out apart from the helping to get to sleep...are you violently having rough sex with your hand or something?

Blokes who masturbate every day: Aren't you exhausted?

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