Make a statement about the next poster - True or False? Pt II

False, the reason is we don't need to because we feel English enough without making a big deal of it

TNP knew that St. Patrick is also the patron saint of Nigeria

No. I think I do - obviously they're minority populations in the UK and have historically been minority populations so a "tighter" national identity/culture/more strictly idea of a nation hence more celebration of a national figure.

TNP doesn't really care about St. George's Day.

False.

TNP is leaving the thread now.

False-ish. I'm going to bed but I will NEVER leave my little dumpling of a page~

TNP doesn't reply with quotes

Dude, we have Welsh cakes on March 1st! Best day of the year!



True. But I'm Welsh.

TNP has a weird pain somewhere on their body.

Those are scones that you don't want to call scones right?

True, my eyes. Hayfever season's coming!

TNP says everything Becca posts in their head like Charlotte Church

They're not ****ing scones!

Nope, I say it like meeeeee! I sound nothing like her either.

TNP has been to Wales before.

True, just before I went to Uni.

TNP loves sheep.

They're not ****ing scones!

Nope, I say it like meeeeee! I sound nothing like her either.

TNP has been to Wales before.

True, just before I went to Uni.

TNP loves sheep.

Mmmhmm. Late at night. Scared. Those are my favourite types. Just for fun I shag them. I am a sheep shagger.

TNP is a farmer.

They kinda look exactly like scones though...

And I wouldn't know now would I?

True, but I was very young and only remember the field I rolled down and got raped by nettles in.

TNP has heart to heart conversations that take up hours and they don't even realise.

New one - TNP saw this one coming a mile off

Many times.



Since I wrote it, true. Thanks for the rep by the way.

TNP wants some rep from me.

False, I don't mind really

TNP loves banter.

Many times.



Since I wrote it, true. Thanks for the rep by the way.

TNP wants some rep from me.

Fine 'en. You get none.

True. I am Bantersaurus Bex after all.

TNP is bored of their lifestyle.

You're always welcome miss subscriber

Hmm, it'd be nice

TNP has read more than one religious text.

True-ish. I know it could be better but I'm somewhat content.

TNP feels like today was productive.

I'll do it in a minute.

Never even read one.



Half true. But I must leave to be even more productive.

TNP saw the thread 'No fap 2013' and thought they might like to try it.

True. Lasted a whole week I wouldn't suggest fap restraint personally.

TNP believes one must fap to relieve tension.

False although it can help momentarily

TNP fapped a short while ago.

You have 1 our of 3 chance of getting cancer. Since one in three people get cancer.

False.



Play the game or leave!

TNP will fap in a short while.