Man the harpoons on the first page, always gets me
Will attempt to WUM you on the Chelsea thread in a bit with some paralogisms (thanks qua learnt a new word) but I'm busy reading that page to write up a response.
'Originally Posted by MrMachismoCan somebody aware me to surrogate whaling pls?
Surrogate Whaling: A complex trolling maneuver designed to sink and destroy whales who outlay conceited logic and general retardation. Involves the use of another whale - generally one who is of similar bodyshape and size to the target enemy whale and who is most likely in love with the individual conducting the troll. Nudes will be acquired from the surrogate and leaked to those close to the target whale, under the pretense that the nudes are indeed of the target whale. When conducted correctly, surrogate whaling generally results in complete humiliation and annihilation of the target whale. Surrogate whaling was first conducted by Xorsos, and as of today, the controversial method boasts a 100% success rate.
This is why we misc, aware brahs.
As lawyerbrah it is my legal opinion that this method should set a precedent and be the 'go to' technique to deal with the majority of delusional whaling cases presented before the misc.