This one is from a few months back.3 mates of mine come over to Amsterdam for some sick kent rampage
BRB said sick kents arrive KLM at 3pm
BRB had already been pre-lashing heavy from 9am, ondisting.jpg
BRB pick them up at the airport, started blasting some deadmau5 to get the atmosphere going. kents in the back be like
BRB class B drugs on the go by 5pm
BRB omnishambles by 10pm
BRB 1am in the red light district run into these Norwegian dudes in heated confrontation with Albanian pimp over some ****.
Norwegians be like:
Albanians on that hardened criminal look:
BRB drunkenly move into batman mode and intervene using Dutch skills
BRB asked the Albanian guys ''what's up man'' before they just walked off bored
BRB Norwegian brahs ask me what I said, told em that I threatened to **** them up
I be like
BRB Norwegian brahs go HAM with excitement, never seen such action outside the fjords, invite us along
BRB Turns out they're on a stag do, guys are on a serious rampage.
BRB turns out there are 20 of these cheeky kents somewhere around Amsterdam, know deep down that some of them will have been killed by Albanian pimps by now
BRB Too many man to get into a nightclub, in drunken confusion decide that the best course of action is to go to a notorious after hours drug den
BRB approximately 4am one Norwegian brah arrives back with some 'cocaine' in a little packet. Said he bought it off some brah in the toilet for €20.
BRB approximately €200 worth of coaine would fit in the bag,
BRB suspicion, brah clearly done goofed or got the deal of the year or some ****.
BRB Norwegian brahs invite us back to their ****ty poverty hostel to ''do this ****ing coke man''
BRB get to poverty hostel, Norwegian dude heads into their room, starts walking up other Norwegian brahs to do the cocaine with him
BRB starts walking up strangers in other bunks with promises of cocaine
They be like:
BRB night watchman sees approx 15 guys heading into the ground floor toilet, every one to a man off his tits and talking loudly about the 'coke'
BRB Norwegian brah starts cutting this chit in one of the cubicles like he's Tony Montana
BRB every other Norwegian queuing up like its the ****ing post office and be like:
I'm like:
BRB bald, 20 stone night watchman barges in and asks what the **** is going on
BRB storms into the cubicle and tastes some of the 'yeyo'
BRB ''this is baking soda man''
BRB Norwegian brahs go up to bed, me and my boys head back into town for a nightcap loling hard