Swear down I speak German but only, invariably, end up speaking to sleasy Germans fellas in London. And Germans are like that really.
Where are the Berlin girls? I can pretend to be artistic.
(Ideally I'd meet a Scotish girl from the highlands with red hair down to her waist, but that just aint happening)
Then again my favourite film is Gladiator and consider the Arsenal to be quite dramatic. Th German girls are avoiding me, specially since when I get drunk I appropriate my granddad's experiences and become a raging anti-German. That 23 yar old blonde girl stole my bike in 1945 innit
But basically I want to move to Kreuzberg, Berin, and spend my life eating doners, running at 7am along the Spree, making electronic music and speaking about galleries. I'd probably habitually drink in a bar in the East side in a converted old communist pub. Artistic.
Probably just get a flat in Dalston, that's semi-dodgy and I can spend 5 years listening to fellas from East Sussex whove been in London 2 months calling me 'bruv'