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Does anyone here know how to operate a cheese grater, I'm just trying to peel this potato but for some reason when I put the potato on the cheese grater the potato just rolls off the grater, can someone help me please?


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Are you being serious?

Well... Yeah I mean it's a pretty complex machine, there aren't any buttons to be seen so how the freak do I operate a machine without controls. No instructions or anything


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You hold it in your hand and move it up and down against the grater

I hold what in my hand? The potato or the grater? I don't understand, can you please give more detail, an intellectual gentleman such as myself needs information


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You hold the potato in one and the grater in the other. Then move the potato up and down the grater. I'd recommend putting a bowl underneath or something to catch it.

To catch what? The potato or the chicken? Or does the potato evolve into a fish like it does in the movies?


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It evolves into a fish of course.

But I was told that toasters come into the production of potatoes, how is this possible if you have to toast a fish, I'm confused, such a complex and interesting subject this is


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This conversation...? XD

Ah, it's good to see a fellow gentleman interested in the production of potatoes, however I am very confused, ah well.

I have another question, is it a good idea to grow a handlebar moustache?


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Ask the Irish they seem to know a lot

Where can I find an Irishman? I've always been interested in the United States of Ireland


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