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Why did the acid go to the gym?

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Original post by ravioliyears
Lol because chemistry is the best! :biggrin: :tongue:


no :unimpressed: it is actually because:
biology eye jokes are Cornea, get it?!:ahee:
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Original post by ravioliyears
Loool but you got it, right?


Yeah I did.
Reply 62
Original post by CoolCavy
i feel so inferior :sad:

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haha we did too obviously I'm not THAT old

i did that 'for fun'

my teacher was so impressed he got me to perform it to his year 7 class... it was the most embarrassing thing ever. He invited the technicians to come and watch too... I almost died hahaha
Original post by CoolCavy
no :unimpressed: it is actually because:
biology eye jokes are Cornea, get it?!:ahee:


Looool fair enough :ahee:
The sodium ion said to his sodium atom friend, 'I think I've lost an electron', his friend replies 'are you sure?', 'yes I'm positive'.

Sorry...
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Original post by TheRabbit
The sodium ion said to his sodium atom friend, 'I think I've lost an electron', his friend replies 'are you sure?', 'yes I'm positive'.

Sorry...


Did you know if you were cooled to -273°C, you'd be 0K?
Original post by CoolCavy
this thread is so hot it is denaturing my enzymes due to it breaking the hydrogen bonds in my tertiary layer and thus altering the shape of the active site so enzyme substrate complexes can no longer be formed :indiff:


That biology knowledge tho

:ahee:
Original post by TheRabbit
The sodium ion said to his sodium atom friend, 'I think I've lost an electron', his friend replies 'are you sure?', 'yes I'm positive'.

Sorry...


LOL this one is good!

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Original post by SeanFM
PRSOM :adore::adore::adore:

In light of the recent James Bond film, what was the name of his eskimo cousin?

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PRSOM to you too!

I wanted to do a joke with gelling agents or something, but I couldn't word it properly :colondollar: You win this round :clap2:
Original post by CoolCavy
no :unimpressed: it is actually because:
biology eye jokes are Cornea, get it?!:ahee:


PRSOM :rofl:
Original post by BlueBlueBells
PRSOM to you too!

I wanted to do a joke with gelling agents or something, but I couldn't word it properly :colondollar: You win this round :clap2:


You would have to lay it on thick or I wouldn't get it :colondollar:

We will probably meet again. :colone:
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Original post by ravioliyears
I hope @Ahmed766 realises how popular we're making his thread!

yeah but you owe me rep remember :wink:


Original post by thecatwithnohat
I say the fame got to his head and he fainted :mmm:


I can almost afford that digital ring :colone:
Original post by Ahmed766
yeah but you owe me rep remember :wink:


:ahee: yepp, I remember :biggrin:
Original post by SeanFM
You would have to lay it on thick or I wouldn't get it :colondollar:

We will probably meet again. :colone:


And I'll keep my ion you next time :h:
Original post by Ahmed766


I can almost afford that digital ring :colone:


How far off are you? I can't wait to start cyber dress shopping :2euk48l:
Original post by BlueBlueBells
And I'll keep my ion you next time :h:


Literally laughed out loud. :biggrin: :adore:
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Original post by thecatwithnohat
How far off are you? I can't wait to start cyber dress shopping :2euk48l:

I can't find out where it says how much rep points I have :holmes:
don't spend too much now, I need to save up for the cyber house :scrooge:
Original post by SeanFM
Literally laughed out loud. :biggrin: :adore:


Glad to see I'm not boron you too much :biggrin:
Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

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