What nicknames do/did you give your teachers?

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Reply 20

username2982648

"Pugs Bunny"

"****snake"

"Cruella Deville"

I used to be rather immature :colone:

Reply 21

Kravence

**** was a pretty general one for most of them

Reply 22

3121

I've noticed everyone calls their teacher by their last name without Mr/Mrs which is really annoying

Reply 23

UWS

Original post by Reachin4TheStars

Frankenstein :colone:

Rice cakes :redface:

But that was back in year 8 but I gained respect for them after, because maturity grows.

Did he like rice cakes?

Original post by Carthaginian

None. I show respect to the people who want me to have a better life.

How fun

Original post by CheeseIsVeg

McMuzza

McMuzza bant was the best bant omag :rofl:

10/10 Geography teacher :yy:

McMuzza sounds like a wrestling move :rofl:

Original post by jape

"That ****", "That *****" or "That ****" usually.

Not to his face I hope :redface:

Original post by retro_turtles

There was one teacher who people called Mr Mariokart (marikar)
There was one called Mr Grey (everyone just made sexual jokes about him)
Miss Bumting was one (she was awfully nice0

50 shades of....

Original post by ChemicalBond

At university, my friends and I had a naming system for our lecturers if we temporarily forgot their name in the first two years. We took what they teach and gave them a name around that. So our marine biology lecturer was "Fish Lady". A lecturer with an interest in bumblebees was "Mr Bee Man", one who likes fungi was either "Mr Mushroom Man" or "Fun Guy", our geologist was "Rock Lady", etc, etc. Highly original, I know.

Very creative though!

Original post by Laeliakiwi

We called one of my teachers speedo (because it rhymes with paedo :mmm:

he was a weird man to say the least....)

Did he look hot in speedos though? :holmes:

Original post by AfcFob

I had a student teacher in Y9 maths (who was my AS teacher last year, coincidentally) who's head was shaped like a TicTac... cue the inevitable nickname "TicTac Tom"

Was he white, orange or green?

Reply 24

TeenRose29

Original post by UWS

Did he like rice cakes?

How fun :rolleyes:

McMuzza sounds like a wrestling move :rofl:

Not to his face I hope :redface:

50 shades of....

Very creative though!

Did he look hot in speedos though? :holmes:

Was he white, orange or green?

Her name was Ms Rice lmao. :h:

Reply 25

jape

Original post by UWS

Not to his face I hope :redface:

God no. I'm a coward.

Reply 26

CheeseIsVeg

Original post by UWS

Did he like rice cakes?

How fun :rolleyes:

McMuzza sounds like a wrestling move :rofl:

Not to his face I hope :redface:

50 shades of....

Very creative though!

Did he look hot in speedos though? :holmes:

Was he white, orange or green?

Reply 27

CleverSquirrel

they used to call me Rupunzel :rolleyes:

@UWS you'd know why :rofl:

Reply 28

Laeliakiwi

Original post by UWS

Did he look hot in speedos though? :holmes:

dunno

Reply 29

Chicken.M.

At A2 physics we had this girl teaching us that just graduated and was her first job so she was almost the same age as us. We used to say stuff like "alright teach?" and ask her if she regretted taking teaching as a career, 'whats it like teaching classes where no one wants to be there?', and all sorts of banter.

She had a lot of peach fuzz and im pretty sure the younger year groups must have made fun of her for it because she ended up shaving it off lmao.

Reply 30

UWS

Original post by CheeseIsVeg

You don't agree :colonhash:

Original post by CleverSquirrel

they used to call me Rupunzel :rolleye: @UWS you'd know why :rofl:

Because of your long hair :awesome:

You shouldn't cut it and actually become Rupunzel :tongue:

Reply 31

CheeseIsVeg

Original post by UWS

You don't agree :colonhash:

Because of your long hair :awesome:

You shouldn't cut it and actually become Rupunzel :tongue:

I have no idea :dontknow:

Boxing is not something I know anything about...

John

Original post by UWS

You don't agree :colonhash:

Because of your long hair :awesome:

You shouldn't cut it and actually become Rupunzel :tongue:

hahaha wasnt planning to cut it!!! :biggrin:

Reply 34

elekro

Well the best one, I didn't even need to. One of the headmaster's name was Mr Gamble. And one day I stood up in an assembly and said "So, do you gamble Mr Gamble?". You can imagine the detentions that came after that.... and every time I saw him I just made references to gambling i.e. "Don't worry about my exam, I'm gonna ACE it :wink: