if you were trapped on a desert island, what would you bring with you?

I was hoping it would be one of those slightly big desert islands with a stream and small bit of fertile land in a mini forest.

If it's not... I'd take a condenser, Fishing equipment and some Crambe maritima seeds. This is sea kale and is used to growing in exposed sea salt laden ground.

A helicopter with plenty of fuel in.

Why, you may ask! Well, to get off the damned thing.

why do do you need a man? to populate the island?

my house
sunglasses
and chocolate

chocolate soup, chocolate stew, jacket chocolates, chocolate and chips,

uhhhh... really?

yh why not?It's a once in a life time opportunity.

only 3 things are permitted, so choose wisely!




ps make sure you explain why you require those objects/people

*no comment*

anything else? you do have two things left. maybe a pilot? or food for the journey? bearing in mind that the island is pretty far away from the rest of civilisation

Meh, I think I'll fly it myself! Maybe a few beers though - might as well enjoy it!

Meh, I think I'll fly it myself! Maybe a few beers though - might as well enjoy it!

I'm starting to think you might be Canadian

Are you sure you don't want whisky or vodka

I'm starting to think you might be Canadian

Hmm, I am incredibly impartial to beer to be fair though! Maybe beer will be my second item, then I think whisky would get to join me as my third option!

I was thinking about maybe having a party on the island before flying my helicopter back, but then thought if I had beer and whisky, I wouldn't be able to have food, which is obviously a massive problem...!


Oiiii

oh. now you're talking!!

what about a Pizza Express?

i would definitely take that

btw im talking about a fully functioning restaurant type. not one pizza

But where would the get their ingredients?