Let's do... 20 things in Harris that will make you wanna kill yourself
I'm being serious lol we did that for my school and here's what we came up with
1. Bipolar teachers
2. Fake af people
3. Fake af jollof rice
4. Chicken for lunch... every single fricking day
5. All the hot male teachers are married
6. All the hot female teachers are not interested
7. No one got higher than 6 in the last maths mock
8. Our school advertising lies about us being rated 'Outstanding' by ofsted
9. We live in the hood
10. 40% of students can't spell hood
11. We're always flopping GCSE French mocks cos we can't really speak French
12. A good amount of us failed English speaking and listening, which means we can't speak English either
13. The ESOL students never get in trouble... no matter what they do
14. The school spends its money on useless things like fake grass in the reception instead of a librarian
15. The school internet is highly unusable in the sense that nearly every single website is blocked
16. People push into the lunch line all the time - and the teachers do NOTHING about it
17. Some sixth formers were told NOT to apply to Russell Group unis as apparently they doubted they would receive offers
18. A girl once got stabbed with scissors
19. As I was in the student council, I can tell you that I was told to lie to Ofsted and say that bullying doesn't happen in the school
20. Some teachers fail to empathise with students and are very quick to hand out sanctions... without attempting to understand the situation.
My school is actually so dead wth