No need for Tory voters to vote

or you could VOTE LABOUR instead

(edited 4 years ago)

Reply 2

OP

Original post by Glaz

or you could VOTE LABOUR instead

Comic sans. Just radiates plausible statesmanlike governmental ability.

Reply 3

username2998742

Original post by Fullofsurprises

Comic sans. Just radiates plausible statesmanlike governmental ability.

Would you have preferred Impact?

Reply 4

OP

Original post by Glaz

Would you have preferred Impact?

I like it! :five:

Reply 5

OP

Anti-Tory voters: encourage any Tories you know by putting something sleep-inducing in their coffee on election day morning.

Reply 6

username2998742

Original post by Fullofsurprises

I like it! :five:

has been fixed :yep:

Original post by Fullofsurprises

Anti-Tory voters: encourage any Tories you know by putting something sleep-inducing in their coffee on election day morning.

PRSOM

Reply 7

Wired_1800

Original post by Fullofsurprises

If you are a Conservative voter, or thinking of voting for the Tories, there is no need to bother - they are on the way to a thumping majority.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7732953/Sweeping-68-seat-majority-forecast-Boris-Johnsons-Tories.html

Stay home, make a nice cup of tea, it will be chilly on election day probably (or raining), watch the telly and ignore the voting.

I agree.

Reply 8

OP

Original post by Wired_1800

I agree.

One can also use bailing twine to strap Tory candidates to lamp posts, etc.

Reply 9

Wired_1800

Original post by Fullofsurprises

One can also use bailing twine to strap Tory candidates to lamp posts, etc.

Lol. Off to the shops :colone:

Reply 10

OP

The day after a Boris Johnson visit to an NHS hospital.
https://twitter.com/HinduMonkey/status/1198924351795605508/photo/2

Reply 11

z-hog

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Original post by Fullofsurprises

One can also use bailing twine to strap Tory candidates to lamp posts, etc.

Psst... you're encouraging people to vote Tory with this thread.

Reply 12

OP

Original post by z-hog

Psst... you're encouraging people to vote Tory with this thread.

There's really no need. Boris is bound to win. All Tory voters can stay home and put their feet up, no point in straining themselves.

Reply 13

Trinculo

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Original post by Fullofsurprises

Royal Mail workers: you know what to do with Tory postal votes.

What you are encouraging here is an exceptionally serious criminal offence.

Reply 14

OP

Original post by Trinculo

What you are encouraging here is an exceptionally serious criminal offence.

A joke too far, possibly.

Reply 15

Young_

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If you ARE A CONSERVATIVE VOTER, GO OUT AND VOTE!! I'm a Conservative supporter and a Politics student. The race is incredibly close and could extremely easily come down to a hung parliament AGAIN. Please go and vote Conservative! Don't stay at home! Don't allow Corbyn in! Come on lads.

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DJKL

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Original post by Young_

If you ARE A CONSERVATIVE VOTER, GO OUT AND VOTE!! I'm a Conservative supporter and a Politics student. The race is incredibly close and could extremely easily come down to a hung parliament AGAIN. Please go and vote Conservative! Don't stay at home! Don't allow Corbyn in! Come on lads.

Be careful, it is not a Premier League football match- it is apparently, or so I have read, the female vote that, in particular, does not trust Boris; come on ladies might turn out to be more important re the outcome.

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Sinnoh