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Make it More Modern Art-ey !!

you know the stuff... "my toddler could of done that" :yep:

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Mr J Pollock chucked paint around like at kindergarten. His works fetch $$$millions :angry:




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Reply 1
:woo: fine work ROTL :congrats:

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cu2moro

:wavey:

don't forget to clean your brushes

:h:
Andy Warthog



Tyra Banksy


I know **** all else about modern art lol
Bring me the unmade bed of Alfredo Garcia

After the rejection of Damien Hurst, it will be.... Sharks in a Drain

Tonight there's gonna be a Tate break

The Long Good Hockney
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:woo: this is one of your best ever J :congrats:

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:yay:

*bids are welcome for a NFT for post #7
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Original post by Bang Outta Order
Andy Warthog



Tyra Banksy


I know **** all else about modern art lol

:woo: very artistic BOO :congrats:

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Original post by Fullofsurprises
Bring me the unmade bed of Alfredo Garcia

After the rejection of Damien Hurst, it will be.... Sharks in a Drain

Tonight there's gonna be a Tate break

The Long Good Hockney

:rave: Your Ladyship goes from strength to strength !! :girl:

the people of Andorra andore your work :teehee:

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Senyores,
potser heu perdut les vostres espardenyes?
La gran Eudòcia, la noia dels pinsans,
ha trobat un parell sota la figuera a primera hora d’aquest matí.
Estaven al costat de la faixa d’un cavaller.
Si voleu reclamar aquest article,
acosteu-vos a la recepció i tingueu una paraula discreta amb Ginebra.
Els està cuidant al seu armari especial per a senyores,
juntament amb moltes peces de vestir de dona i instruments musicals,
i això.
Si voleu eliminar les taques abans d’emportar-vos les espardenyes a casa,
el Big G un spray Cillit Bang i un robust raspall fregador.

Cosme Llorenç Morgadas

Subdirector adjunt de coses que falten i això


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Picnic at Hanging Schlock

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Original post by the bear
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:rofl:

Good ol' Trace, she's a gift that never stops giving.
Picasso at Hanging Rock

It is 1902 and some very attractive young ladies who caught the eye of feature film maker Peter Weir who was honestly in no way taking advantage of his power and status in an obviously manipulative manner that he dressed in flowing chiffon that was laughably implausible even as Australian schoolgirl wear of the early century meet at a rock for a light lunch. Pablo, an out of work indigent with a liking for young ladies himself and a famous chat-up line - "I am Picasso, the most famous man on earth - would you like to come to my apartment to be immortalised in paint?" - is painting one of his typical scenes, consisting of jumbled heads, a snake and some potter urns. One of the young ladies, J. Agutter, says "but kind sir, that is not art" - Pablo meets this comment with a snort of derision and refers her to his good friend Matisse, who he says refers to Pablo as the greatest man in history and would she like to see more of his paintings? The girls blush, one or two disappear, there is some bizarre music and Weir disappears with Pablo behind a bush with several of the youngest girls. For legal reasons, no more can be said until the enquiry is complete, or my new book "Pablo and the Sexual Encounters of the Fifth and Sixth kinds (and lots more)" is published.
Original post by Fullofsurprises
Bring me the unmade bed of Alfredo Garcia

LMAO





I've another one:
Minimalist Me


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