Government announces that LFTs are no longer necessary for poor people. *FAKE NEWS*

Almost, unfortunately.

https://news.sky.com/story/covid-michael-gove-refuses-to-deny-free-lateral-flow-tests-will-be-phased-out-in-the-coming-weeks-12512861
‘Michael Gove refuses to deny free lateral flow tests will be phased out in the coming weeks’

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Original post by Cancelled Alice

Did you really just believe me?

Yes, yes I did. I don’t watch the news. :redface:

Reply 3

Original post by 0ptics

Yes, yes I did. I don’t watch the news. :redface:

It’s terrible that the above title is believable. I believe we may have been infiltrated by those damn Americans.

Reply 4

Outrageous, we need 25 hour school days to repair the damages of COVID to education!

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Original post by Cancelled Alice

It’s terrible that the above title is believable. I believe we may have been infiltrated by those damn Americans.

Being around americans for too long makes you lose brain cells, confirmed. Incidentally, being anon for too long also makes you lose brain cells. Want to confirm on the latter statement, @sal? :colone:

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Original post by 0ptics

I can confirm both statements tbh.

Original post by hungrysalamander

I can confirm both statements tbh.

So basically you’ve given yourself a hangover. Please don’t spend too much time in anon, we’d miss you

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Original post by Cancelled Alice

So basically you’ve given yourself a hangover. Please don’t spend too much time in anon, we’d miss you

Unlikely given how I don't drink. I only use anon in this thread and it was @0ptics' idea.

Reply 10

Original post by hungrysalamander

Unlikely given how I don't drink. I only use anon in this thread and it was @0ptics' idea.

Yep. BTW, @alice, the cool anons are there, just saying. Also, this idea further stemmed into another thread called anon world. Yeah, it’s a weird anon binge.

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Original post by 0ptics

Yep. BTW, @alice, the cool anons are there, just saying. Also, this idea further stemmed into another thread called anon world. Yeah, it’s a weird anon binge.

She can be anon 22

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Original post by hungrysalamander

She can be anon 22

A nice even number. It’s also divisible by 11. I think this would be a good outcome after all.

Reply 13

Original post by hungrysalamander

Unlikely given how I don't drink. I only use anon in this thread and it was @0ptics' idea.

Yeah I meant in the sense that Americans leave you with a sore head and bad ears.

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Original post by Cancelled Alice

Yeah I meant in the sense that Americans leave you with a sore head and bad ears.

You don't want to hear about the American who attempted to slide into my PM's.

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Original post by hungrysalamander

She can be anon 22

Oooh I’ll go and bagsy my spot. Thanks for the invite

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Original post by hungrysalamander

You don't want to hear about the American who attempted to slide into my PM's.

Maybe I do….. :redface:

that does sound scary though

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Reply 17

wifd149

11 hours school days will beat those intense Asian schools with evening classes.

Reply 18

Quady

Original post by Cancelled Alice

…. In an effort to repair the damage that COVID has inflicted on children’s education. Teachers unions to fight back.

Is this start from September or like Easter?

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