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    (Original post by simplylldxo)
    You didn't die though
    No, I got to finish school early!!

    I think I'm just clumsy - I've fell up the stairs and split my eyelid open also.
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    (Original post by Novascope)
    "You can mess about all you want. At the end of the day I'm still getting paid"

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    Yesssss this! So annoying :rolleyes:

    (Original post by ZeniB)
    I'm literally dying with laughter at this... I had a teacher who always used to say 'UHHHH, RIGHT!' about 6 times a lesson
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    I always used to get in trouble because I couldn't hold in my laughter.
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    'Quality not quantity'. Yeah, but HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT?
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    (Original post by harrym96)
    Our dramatic English teacher would encourage us with 'life is a stage and we are just the measly characters' haha
    They were paraphrasing Shakespeare from As You Like It:

    "All the world's a stage,
    And all the men and women merely players."


    Not really unexpected from an English teacher.
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    (Original post by SmallTownGirl)
    'Quality not quantity'. Yeah, but HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT?
    when I used to ask my english teacher that he always used to say 'Your essay needs to be twice as long as half of it.' NOT HELPFUL AT ALL
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    "Why are you late?"

    *****. You haven't even started teaching.


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    (Original post by ZeniB)
    when I used to ask my english teacher that he always used to say 'Your essay needs to be twice as long as half of it.' NOT HELPFUL AT ALL
    Best teacher ever. Hahahahah

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    "I've already got my GCSE's"
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    Wipe that smile off your face..

    Wonder do they still say that..?
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    (Original post by ZeniB)
    when I used to ask my english teacher that he always used to say 'Your essay needs to be twice as long as half of it.' NOT HELPFUL AT ALL
    We used to get 'How long's a piece of string?'
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    "And don't answer back!"

    "You've really hurt my feelings"
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    As a teacher, this thread makes me cringe slightly.
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    (Original post by Shelly_x)
    As a teacher, this thread makes me cringe slightly.
    I think the point is that it is cringe worthy

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    (Original post by Shelly_x)
    As a teacher, this thread makes me cringe slightly.
    "You have no power here" lol


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    lay down and relax boy
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    *bell rings*
    "hold on, we're not finished here yet"
    *takes 5 minutes to finish the last bit of the lesson*
    jeeeeeeeeeesus, I hate it when they say/do this
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    (Original post by Mubariz)
    I think the point is that it is cringe worthy

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    You'd find yourself doing the same things if you were faced with trying to control the behaviour of 30 kids I bet
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    Psychology teacher would always be like "yeah I guess you could say that"

    ***** please, just tell me if my analysis was **** because I'll end up using it in the exam if you don't!
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    'Can I go to the toilet?"
    "I don't know, can you?" / "You mean may I go to the toilet"

 
 
 
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