Most annoying teacher phrases

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Reply 20

rayquaza17

Original post by simplylldxo

You didn't die though :tongue:

No, I got to finish school early!! :biggrin:

I think I'm just clumsy - I've fell up the stairs and split my eyelid open also.

Reply 21

Lyrical Prodigy

Original post by Novascope

"You can mess about all you want. At the end of the day I'm still getting paid"

:laugh:

Yesssss this! So annoying :rolleyes:

Original post by ZeniB

I'm literally dying with laughter at this... I had a teacher who always used to say 'UHHHH, RIGHT!' about 6 times a lesson :biggrin:

I always used to get in trouble because I couldn't hold in my laughter.

Reply 22

username457532

'Quality not quantity'. Yeah, but HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT?

Reply 23

Decerto

Original post by harrym96

Our dramatic English teacher would encourage us with 'life is a stage and we are just the measly characters' haha

They were paraphrasing Shakespeare from As You Like It:

"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players."

Not really unexpected from an English teacher. :tongue:

Reply 24

subjunctivehistorian

Original post by SmallTownGirl

'Quality not quantity'. Yeah, but HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT?

when I used to ask my english teacher that he always used to say 'Your essay needs to be twice as long as half of it.' NOT HELPFUL AT ALL :angry:

Reply 25

CallMeJay

"Why are you late?"

Bitch. You haven't even started teaching.

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Reply 26

Heimdall

Original post by ZeniB

when I used to ask my english teacher that he always used to say 'Your essay needs to be twice as long as half of it.' NOT HELPFUL AT ALL :angry:

Best teacher ever. Hahahahah

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Reply 27

jesscann1

"I've already got my GCSE's"

Reply 28

Zarek

Wipe that smile off your face..

Wonder do they still say that..?

Reply 29

username457532

Original post by ZeniB

when I used to ask my english teacher that he always used to say 'Your essay needs to be twice as long as half of it.' NOT HELPFUL AT ALL :angry:

We used to get 'How long's a piece of string?'

Reply 30

Autistic Merit

"And don't answer back!"

"You've really hurt my feelings"

Reply 31

Shelly_x

As a teacher, this thread makes me cringe slightly.

Reply 32

Heimdall

Original post by Shelly_x

As a teacher, this thread makes me cringe slightly.

I think the point is that it is cringe worthy

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Reply 33

CallMeJay

Original post by Shelly_x

As a teacher, this thread makes me cringe slightly.

"You have no power here" lol

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Reply 34

themanwithaplanb

lay down and relax boy

Reply 35

zippity.doodah

*bell rings*
"hold on, we're not finished here yet"
*takes 5 minutes to finish the last bit of the lesson*
jeeeeeeeeeesus, I hate it when they say/do this

Reply 36

CallMeJay

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Reply 37

Shelly_x

Original post by Mubariz

I think the point is that it is cringe worthy

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You'd find yourself doing the same things if you were faced with trying to control the behaviour of 30 kids I bet :wink:

Reply 38

mynameisntbobk

Psychology teacher would always be like "yeah I guess you could say that"

Bitch please, just tell me if my analysis was **** because I'll end up using it in the exam if you don't!