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    (Original post by iEthan)
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    Yes, but personally Im sexually attracted to salad cream.
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    (Original post by Raees_Sharif)
    I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
    This joke is as worn out as "why did the chicken cross the road?" Please.
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    Stop being so foodist...
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    Yes, I identify as a homosexual goldfish/unicorn pegasus hybrid.
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    But on a serious note, let people identify with whatever they wish to be, as long as they are their most happy in themselves that is all the really matters in this world full of sadness!
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Yes, I identify as a homosexual goldfish/unicorn pegasus hybrid.
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    But on a serious note, let people identify with whatever they wish to be, as long as they are their most happy in themselves that is all the really matters in this world full of sadness!
    Aww I love you Mrs Holmes

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    If you listen closely, you can hear the answer you seek.
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    Aww I love you Mrs Holmes

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