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Original post by Tom_Ford
Tbh I legitimately had a sex problem at university. Was sleeping with escorts and all sorts just to get my "total" up. £50 for half an hour in the north east, out of control.
Never slept with the same girl twice ( the ons's, doesn't count f buddies). That is why I would never show my photo on here, too much stuff for people to find out. I have honestly lost count, I started at 19, really slowed down/virtually inactive at 23 though. Can't say I'm ashamed, it was quite nice at the time but I don't get a kick out of it anymore. As I said, I was out of control. But, good thing is I am totally healthy and always kept it safe.
My Mother knows nothing about me really, she does not even know that I have been with a girl before. She is very conservative. My friends also know nothing of the real me (stuff apart from what I have mentioned here), apart from a moderator on here. If people found out what I am really like and what my preferences are, it would not be very convenient.
Never slept with the same girl twice ( the ons's, doesn't count f buddies). That is why I would never show my photo on here, too much stuff for people to find out. I have honestly lost count, I started at 19, really slowed down/virtually inactive at 23 though. Can't say I'm ashamed, it was quite nice at the time but I don't get a kick out of it anymore. As I said, I was out of control. But, good thing is I am totally healthy and always kept it safe.
My Mother knows nothing about me really, she does not even know that I have been with a girl before. She is very conservative. My friends also know nothing of the real me (stuff apart from what I have mentioned here), apart from a moderator on here. If people found out what I am really like and what my preferences are, it would not be very convenient.
I think I know what you mean. I don't think it's a problem as you put it, a lot of people have gone through something similar. Perhaps it's the feeling of being young and being in that "yolo" state of mind while you're at uni. A lot of my friends had like a bucket list in the first few years of uni, of all the different types of girls they'd like to try and stuff. But definitely when you get to around 23 you just start maybe feeling a bit old and mature for that kind of thing, and perhaps just want to start settling down in life. Especially when you move on from uni and enter a new phase of your life with work, you feel like your uni lifestyle should be left behind in order for you to move forwards.
Original post by jam277
I miss that lady who got this misc thread shut down the first time. She's no longer on here 
I don't.
I dont trust the Scots as far as I could throw them. The Irish are pretty straightforward, piss up maybe and a bit of how's your father. if youre very lucky But I defy any Englishman when he's at the bar, not to look askew at a Scotch fella and not think, ''seems alight now, but he'll have a a snooker ball in a sock in about 5 minutes''. The Irish fella might be just as bad, but he's open about it, not ****ing around.
2 kinds of Scots though, youve got that really posh and grating Scottish ****, the kind of man who wears a jumper all year round and makes references to the battle of el alamein all year round. Forever taking about London to you, but not proper London, their only little narrow experience of officers clubs etc. Stereotypical Scots, not a single red penny ever past their nose without them nosing about it. Absolutely no chat and dour dour *****.
Scotch ****: ''and yes King William really saved the union''
Me:''Dont treat this as a marriage of equals ****''
Secondly you've got the vicious trainspoitting type who is absolute scum and needs to be isolated from English people for our own good. They can **** off as well.
2 kinds of Scots though, youve got that really posh and grating Scottish ****, the kind of man who wears a jumper all year round and makes references to the battle of el alamein all year round. Forever taking about London to you, but not proper London, their only little narrow experience of officers clubs etc. Stereotypical Scots, not a single red penny ever past their nose without them nosing about it. Absolutely no chat and dour dour *****.
Scotch ****: ''and yes King William really saved the union''
Me:''Dont treat this as a marriage of equals ****''
Secondly you've got the vicious trainspoitting type who is absolute scum and needs to be isolated from English people for our own good. They can **** off as well.
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Basically when it comes to the Scotch, send all yer redheaded daughters down to London, and the rest should just **** off
I like the irish. Never really had a problem with the scots but I haven't encountered many scotsmen since I was like 13 personally. I lived in Liverpool so I obviously had my encounters with irishmen but for the most part they're sound guys. Get a bit leathered though but that's expected.
Love that as well, when you meet a proper upper class Scotchman and they try to give the impression that the social problems of England are so far removed. On Hackney a Scotchman might say, ''yes well it's many miles until you get to the Highlands'' or when they see a tramp and they just tut tut, some other ****. Mate, we've all seen trainspotting, dont pretend Scotland is anything other than a benefits drawing hole.
Nothing worse than a Scotsman amongst the English, they tell all kinds of fantasies.
Nothing worse than a Scotsman amongst the English, they tell all kinds of fantasies.
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Zurich, you're clearly on drugs.
Has anyone done the online tests for the HMRC Graduate Tax Professional program? I did all four this morning, goodness me, feel like I need to sit on a rubber ring for the rest of the day. 
Original post by Tom_Ford
Not all young women are rubbish in bed.
Not attracted to 'milfs', been with one who had two kids and was in a process of a divorce (not from my fault) , that was good but it was more curiosity if anything.Otherwise, I find their forward nature off-putting. And after the (admittedly brilliant) sex if she is attractive , there is a lot of bitterness and resentment that you have to listen to. They will try hard, but there is too much baggage for a 23 year old (well, I was 21 at the time) to take on board.
Not attracted to 'milfs', been with one who had two kids and was in a process of a divorce (not from my fault) , that was good but it was more curiosity if anything.Otherwise, I find their forward nature off-putting. And after the (admittedly brilliant) sex if she is attractive , there is a lot of bitterness and resentment that you have to listen to. They will try hard, but there is too much baggage for a 23 year old (well, I was 21 at the time) to take on board.
I love this.
It happened to my mate. Went to America on a work placement, on a nightout he came home with a MILF for some fun, next day he came down the stairs, two kids sat on the sofa. Brings a tear to my eye. Anyway he carried it on for about 3 months as he said the sex was incredible. Anyway then she got too clingy and he left and went back to the UK. That how it was for you?
I must admit, I've never been with a MILF. Might be just you on here Tom unless Zurich/Jammy can tell us a story? It nearly happened in Summer, me and a mate chatting to these two 40 year olds in a London nightclub who worked at an investment bank, so I was interested in networking. At one point she had her arm around me (I know
) but the baggage...I couldn't, so I just got up and left. Think the other one kissed my mate on the cheek but that was it. 
Have a nearly story with a 31 year old lady but gave my age away that I was 20 (****ing stupid idea) so she went from being on me to not wanting anything to do with me.
Original post by Eboracum
I love this.
It happened to my mate. Went to America on a work placement, on a nightout he came home with a MILF for some fun, next day he came down the stairs, two kids sat on the sofa. Brings a tear to my eye. Anyway he carried it on for about 3 months as he said the sex was incredible. Anyway then she got too clingy and he left and went back to the UK. That how it was for you?
I must admit, I've never been with a MILF. Might be just you on here Tom unless Zurich/Jammy can tell us a story? It nearly happened in Summer, me and a mate chatting to these two 40 year olds in a London nightclub who worked at an investment bank, so I was interested in networking. At one point she had her arm around me (I know) but the baggage...I couldn't, so I just got up and left. Think the other one kissed my mate on the cheek but that was it.
It happened to my mate. Went to America on a work placement, on a nightout he came home with a MILF for some fun, next day he came down the stairs, two kids sat on the sofa. Brings a tear to my eye. Anyway he carried it on for about 3 months as he said the sex was incredible. Anyway then she got too clingy and he left and went back to the UK. That how it was for you?
I must admit, I've never been with a MILF. Might be just you on here Tom unless Zurich/Jammy can tell us a story? It nearly happened in Summer, me and a mate chatting to these two 40 year olds in a London nightclub who worked at an investment bank, so I was interested in networking. At one point she had her arm around me (I know
) but the baggage...I couldn't, so I just got up and left. Think the other one kissed my mate on the cheek but that was it. Mine didn't last long. She was still mad at her big black football mad ex-husband (West Ham fan lol ) and wanted too much from me in terms of taking her out in public and all the rest of that. Met her in a wine bar, at a uni networking event. But, you get a lot of these types at the gym. Ticked it off my bucket list, too much mental hangups to deal with. E.g. Her incessant rants about her old Jewish boss (she worked at a law firm in London as a secretary) and about her husband put me off. Oh, and when she started wanting to smoke weed with me to "help her relax before bed". That was when the penny dropped, I don't smoke, I am too vain to do so.
A lot of it is this post-divorce malaise they have, doubting themselves if they "still have it" and obviously try to heal their pride. You have the ones that obviously had a lot of pride a few years earlier.
It was not a relationship, I imagine for her kids it would have been pretty weird seeing a 21 year old man walking around the house... so I kept away from them.
Don't get me wrong though, women can be fundamentally good people and have a greatly positive influence on men, just so many issues to deal with though.
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Love this, me and my best mate at work used to hum it across the desks
Be good , be happy.
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lets be honest though... I get to sleep with a married women when ever I like... so....
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lets be honest though... I get to sleep with a married women when ever I like... so....
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''I'm a football fan first, just happen to support 'em''
The most ridiculous and infuriating thing Utd fans from London seem to say, I would watch Arsenal compete in a karaoke contest never mind footers
The most ridiculous and infuriating thing Utd fans from London seem to say, I would watch Arsenal compete in a karaoke contest never mind footers
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Original post by Zürich
''I'm a football fan first, just happen to support 'em''
The most ridiculous and infuriating thing Utd fans from London seem to say, I would watch Arsenal compete in a karaoke contest never mind footers
The most ridiculous and infuriating thing Utd fans from London seem to say, I would watch Arsenal compete in a karaoke contest never mind footers
They all became football fans in 1999.
God, job search atm and it's just an endless deluge of Recruitment Consultants... they're everywhere.
Original post by jam277
They all became football fans in 1999.
mate it's so true as well. I've got a mate who supports QPR, proper local boy, and he is genuinely angry when he meets a Utd Lononder. Guy's got proper chat as well, loves to dismantle the bull**** they spout
''yer, my uncles neighbour's window cleaner was a proper proper manc and I suppose that's how I got into it''
I've never got the hatred some people have for those that support a non-local team.
Some of the things people come out with to justify supporting someone can be funny though but, ultimately, there's no justification needed.
Some of the things people come out with to justify supporting someone can be funny though but, ultimately, there's no justification needed.
Where's wilf when you need him?
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