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    Was about to say no but I just remembered I have when sleeping over at my friend's. Thought he was asleep and there was nothing to do but have a ****.

    He was cool about it tbh :laugh:
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    (Original post by Josb)
    Good ol' days. I even remember the VCR times, when you could only have ONE tape (it was too big to hide otherwise).

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    Ahhh yes, I remember I used to stay round my mates house to babysit his little sister every Friday night when we were like 14, his dad used to have a tape labelled "FA Cup" hidden at the back of his sock drawer that we used to watch every weekend. There was no football on that tape :mmm:
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    I was like 15-16. Yeahhh where internet porn wasn't the big thing in those days you'd always find a guy at school or college that would download them from Limewire (along with a load of viruses, I imagine, who remembers that :lol: ) and burn them to DVD and sell them :rofl: I was always ahead of it on the tech front so I'd discovered the good porn sites by then, whereas my didn't even own an internet-enabled device :rofl:
    Kids don't realise how good they've got it now, explicit material galore, you can **** to your heart's content. Back in the day you had to earn your wanks. I didn't have the internet for ages so downloading wasn't an option but a friend used to come into school with mags he had nicked from newsagents by putting them inside newspapers and buying the paper so I tried that a couple of times and it worked.
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    My male cousin once. After that fitted a lock on my bedroom door

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    (Original post by Wilfred Little)
    Kids don't realise how good they've got it now, explicit material galore, you can **** to your heart's content. Back in the day you had to earn your wanks. I didn't have the internet for ages so downloading wasn't an option but a friend used to come into school with mags he had nicked from newsagents by putting them inside newspapers and buying the paper so I tried that a couple of times and it worked.
    Genius :top: I still remember having to just use my imagination sometimes. I'm way too desensitised for that nowadays :lol:
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    Yes, by my mum!
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    (Original post by Spock's Socks)
    Only by my cats :laugh:
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    (Original post by KnowledgeIsBest)
    no, I have luckily not been caught, yet. but once my mum came into my room really fast, but I'm a ninja so I quickly pulled my sheets over me in like 0.2 seconds, she didn't even know what I was doing.
    lmao that quick sheet-pull-lay-down-close-eyes move never works.
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    (Original post by NotNotBatman)
    Almost, my mum came up to the room and asked "why are you sweating so much?" then she tried to pull the cover up but I had my fist down on it, so that she couldn't lift it up and then she left the room laughing.
    I'm going to be this kind of mum! XDDDDD
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    (Original post by stefano865)
    Nope. Not 'caught' as such.

    But did it in the back of the car once and people may have noticed.
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    I've never been "caught" thank goodness.

    But on holiday in America last year, it got a bit much and I just had to do it so I locked the door (I was staying at my uncles house) and my grandma walked in and started talking to me, so I had to get up and then she started hugging me and I hid my hand in my pocket but it's fair to say I felt so gross XD
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    No. I don't do those kinda things. It does nothing for me honestly lol😂
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    (Original post by loveleest)
    No. I don't do those kinda things. It does nothing for me honestly lol😂
    Really? How come
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    (Original post by UWS)
    Really? How come
    I just don't find it pleasurable? Like it's just meh, I dont get turned on or whatever it's just...Yes I know I am a weirdo. No, I don't think I am asexual.
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    (Original post by Andy98)
    Of all the excuses I wouldn't have thought yoga was one

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    I was a gymnast which he knew and I was covered up enough with what I was wearing so it seemed to work.
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    My young cousin barged into my room whilst I was masturbating - he was 6 at the time and I don't think he really knew what I was doing. On the other side, I came home early one afternoon and saw my dad masturbating whilst sunbathing in the garden. Felt awkward as hell.
 
 
 
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