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    what are your favourite 'roses are red' poems?

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    (Assuming for valentines day) Roses are red, violets are blue, the Carling Cup Final is in two weeks, and the first race of the F1 season is in 4 weeks, get in!

    Doesn't rhyme, but pretty much sums my thoughts on V-Day.
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    (Original post by mikeyd85)
    (Assuming for valentines day) Roses are red, violets are blue, the Carling Cup Final is in two weeks, and the first race of the F1 season is in 4 weeks, get in!

    Doesn't rhyme, but pretty much sums my thoughts on V-Day.
    So romantic :love:
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    One I heard on Mock the Week last night:

    Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have something nasty, and now so do you

    But I proper one:

    Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And i just so happen, to have some for you
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    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you.
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    Roses are red, violets are blue, you have an awesome face, I want to do you.
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    (Original post by JJayx)
    One I heard on Mock the Week last night:

    Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have something nasty, and now so do you
    Something similar:

    'Roses are red, violets are blue, one in fourteen have chlamydia, don't let it be you!'

    Being sent out by some NHS areas in cards. :rolleyes:
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    Roses are Red,
    Violets are Blue,
    I'm in love with your mother,
    ...making love to her too.

    Off the top of my head..
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    TSR, you romantics you
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    (Original post by Starless Eyes)
    So romantic :love:
    You can see why I have to fend off the ladies literally on a daily basis. My bus to work can be a real hazard for my health some times. :yep:
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    Your blood is red, your face is blue, you've pissed me off so I strangled you
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    Roses are red
    violets are blue
    You are hot
    Your little sister is too
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    (Original post by Zebrastripes)
    Something similar:

    'Roses are red, violets are blue, one in fourteen have chlamydia, don't let it be you!'

    Being sent out by some NHS areas in cards. :rolleyes:
    :rofl:
    You're kidding... right?
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    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    I want a threesome
    with your sister and you.
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    (Original post by mikeyd85)
    You can see why I have to fend off the ladies literally on a daily basis. My bus to work can be a real hazard for my health some times. :yep:
    Someone as romantic as you, I can see why, the ladies must love you
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Now turn around
    So I can do you in the poo

    :surprise:
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    You'd better not scream
    Cause I'm gonna rape you.
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    So's your face.
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    I put this in the bfs card last time for the lols:

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I fancy a burrito
    And you should too.
    That doesn't really work, does it?
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    This one:



    valentine's day SUCKS.
 
 
 
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