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(Assuming for valentines day) Roses are red, violets are blue, the Carling Cup Final is in two weeks, and the first race of the F1 season is in 4 weeks, get in!

Doesn't rhyme, but pretty much sums my thoughts on V-Day.
mikeyd85
(Assuming for valentines day) Roses are red, violets are blue, the Carling Cup Final is in two weeks, and the first race of the F1 season is in 4 weeks, get in!

Doesn't rhyme, but pretty much sums my thoughts on V-Day.


So romantic :love:
Reply 3
One I heard on Mock the Week last night:

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have something nasty, and now so do you :smile:

But I proper one:

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And i just so happen, to have some for you :smile:
Reply 4
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you.
Reply 5
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have an awesome face, I want to do you.
JJayx
One I heard on Mock the Week last night:

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have something nasty, and now so do you :smile:


Something similar:

'Roses are red, violets are blue, one in fourteen have chlamydia, don't let it be you!'

Being sent out by some NHS areas in cards. :rolleyes:
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
I'm in love with your mother,
...making love to her too.

Off the top of my head..
Reply 8
TSR, you romantics you :wink:
Starless Eyes
So romantic :love:


You can see why I have to fend off the ladies literally on a daily basis. My bus to work can be a real hazard for my health some times. :yep:
Your blood is red, your face is blue, you've pissed me off so I strangled you :smile:
Roses are red
violets are blue
You are hot
Your little sister is too
Zebrastripes
Something similar:

'Roses are red, violets are blue, one in fourteen have chlamydia, don't let it be you!'

Being sent out by some NHS areas in cards. :rolleyes:

:rofl:
You're kidding... right?
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I want a threesome
with your sister and you.
mikeyd85
You can see why I have to fend off the ladies literally on a daily basis. My bus to work can be a real hazard for my health some times. :yep:


Someone as romantic as you, I can see why, the ladies must love you :biggrin:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Now turn around
So I can do you in the poo

:surprise:
Reply 16
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You'd better not scream
Cause I'm gonna rape you.
Reply 17
Roses are red
Violets are blue
So's your face.
Reply 18
I put this in the bfs card last time for the lols:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I fancy a burrito
And you should too.
That doesn't really work, does it?
This one:



valentine's day SUCKS.

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