Does masturbation help you lose WEIGHT?

I know how ridiculous this sounds but it just occured to me! Anyone knows?
If it would, then obesity won't be a problem anymore right? :yep:

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Reply 1

Wesssty

A couple grams when you spew it all over your belly, yeah.

Reply 2

angrydanmarin

Obese people can't get women/men.
Thus, they masturbate..
Are they obese still? yes. But probs cos they keep eating lols.

I think it obviously does in some respect, cos it's a form of exorcise, and if your a guy..you are technically losing sperm weight when you finish :biggrin:

Reply 3

Anonymous #1

Wesssty

A couple grams when you spew it all over your belly, yeah.

for real? who told you that? :smile:

Reply 4

Zinfandel

Well, it's physical exertion and so expends energy.

So, provided that energy expended is above energy consumed then yes, yes it would.

"Masturbating can help you lose weight as part of a calorie controlled diet".

Reply 5

ballsack

Wesssty

A couple grams when you spew it all over your belly, yeah.

but then spermatogenesis replaces that, i'd imagine if you're a massively fat bastard you'll sweat like **** trying to ****, i wouldn't say it'd lose much weight though.

Reply 6

laura_j90

Surely it depends how you masturbate!?

Reply 7

Zinfandel

ballsack

but then spermatogenesis replaces that, i'd imagine if you're a massively fat bastard you'll sweat like fúck trying to wánk, i wouldn't say it'd lose much weight though.

Yes, and where do you think the new sperm come from?

There's still a loss of weight isn't there.

Reply 8

soonerthanlater

ballsack

but then spermatogenesis replaces that, i'd imagine if you're a massively fat bastard you'll sweat like fúck trying to wánk, i wouldn't say it'd lose much weight though.

im sorry but that made me laugh...at work +rep lol

Reply 9

sssdeol1

Yeah helps you sweat it out

Reply 10

ballsack

Zinfandel

Yes, and where do you think the new sperm come from?

There's still a loss of weight isn't there.

Not really, it's just simple mitosis.

Reply 11

Ice_Queen

If you boredom eat, and decide to do the deed instead.....

Reply 12

OceanInTheSky

Maybe if you really go at it furiously for a while.

Reply 13

Zinfandel

ballsack

Not really, it's just simple mitosis.

And new cells are created from magic fairy dust are they? I thought it was meiosis though, so shows what I know.

Reply 14

JW92

Anonymous

for real? who told you that? :smile:

Reply 15

henry_cow

I thought it was osmosis.

Reply 16

FizzyBovril

If think obese people probably burn more calories trying to find their rude bits underneath their rolls, never mind masturbating. Explorers use a compass to find north; obese people use them to find their penis :yep: