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Bath medical school application help!

I have 79 GCSE's at A*
14 A levels at A* all in chemistry and biology.
my UKCAT is only 890
I invented the NHS
and discovered salycilic acid.

However i don't think i should apply to bath medical school. Because i don't have the required 80 GCSE's.
Do you guys think I have a chance?
Also my UKCAT is terrible.
I'm going to fail my life.
Btw I'm 12 and a half and three quarters.
Help.

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Do you know the secret handshake? I think not.
Sorry, you don't go to a private school and have an unfair advantage, we will therefore reject you.

/sarcasm

^^ by any chance, are you asian?

Only chuck norris can get into bath with LESS than 50A*. He is the only non-asian there.

sorry, to increase chances, become asians and take these FIVE A levels i hope you took!

Biology, chemistry, physics, oooh and wait! MATHS! NO WAIT! AND FURRRRRRRRRTHERRR MATHS

YEAHHHHH FURRRTHER MATHS

WE IS PIMPIN
(edited 12 years ago)
Nope, nope. You don't do Maths so you can't do Medicine - how will you do the famous Bath Medical School Red Blood Cell counting test? Don't you know that's why they have cadavers? Moron.... :rolleyes:
Original post by im no superman
Sorry, you don't go to a private school and have an unfair advantage, we will therefore reject you.

/sarcasm

^^ by any chance, are you asian?


Just, amazing :lol:
(edited 12 years ago)
Reply 5
I'm a third asian on my mothers side
and have a full pilots licence
When i'm not revising i fly aid convoys to lapland
The poor little elves get abused.
It's not pretty.
I want to do medicine because I really feel i should help people and be on the front line between life and death.
I also love money and respect.

My personal statement is good also
I invented a time machine in my spare time and got shakespeare to proof read it.
He said "to be a doctor, or not to be a doctor. There is no question in this candidates competencies".
Also Plato wrote my reference.
Sorry, Plato's no good. They only accept references from Hippocrates.
Reply 7
Come on guys i'm seriously worried.
Help a fellow applicant out.
Share the love.
Reply 8
That's impressive. Unlucky about the 4 rejections you had for 2011 entry...
Original post by Elwyn
That's impressive. Unlucky about the 4 rejections you had for 2011 entry...


And all of them from Bath.
Reply 10
Original post by Elwyn
That's impressive. Unlucky about the 4 rejections you had for 2011 entry...


Diolch lol.
Reply 11
Original post by Mushi_master
And all of them from Bath.


Turns out i can't balance on one leg for long enough.
It was an ok interview otherwise.
Original post by joemullally
Turns out i can't balance on one leg for long enough.
It was an ok interview otherwise.


Did you forget to stand on your head whilst putting the new heart in? Ballsed up that one myself :rolleyes:
Original post by joemullally
Come on guys i'm seriously worried.
Help a fellow applicant out.
Share the love.


Sorry, if you're not asian i don't see how you can cope in medical school, i just don't
you don't have enough A*'s, because the number of A*'s you have corralates to how good of a doctor you will be!
/sarcasm
sorry....

you aren't directly related to hippocrates....as such, your impure and "dirty" bloodline will bar you from entry as only those whose blood is pure and whose veins run with the same blood as the father of medicine are admitted
Reply 15
Original post by infernalcradle
sorry....

you aren't directly related to hippocrates....as such, your impure and "dirty" bloodline will bar you from entry as only those whose blood is pure and whose veins run with the same blood as the father of medicine are admitted


He was a family friend.
That's how i got my work experience.
Original post by im no superman
Sorry, if you're not asian i don't see how you can cope in medical school, i just don't
you don't have enough A*'s, because the number of A*'s you have corralates to how good of a doctor you will be!
/sarcasm


Again, just brilliant :lol:

/sarcasm
Original post by joemullally
He was a family friend.
That's how i got my work experience.


I'm afraid that isn't good enough

although if you decapitate a leprechaun during the full moon and feed the head to a chimp....

whilst you do a few million consecutive backflips.....

they MIGHT consider you
Reply 18
Original post by infernalcradle
I'm afraid that isn't good enough

although if you decapitate a leprechaun during the full moon and feed the head to a chimp....

whilst you do a few million consecutive backflips.....

they MIGHT consider you


But my careers advisor said . . . .
hi guys, i have an offer for 2011 bt ive heard everyone talk about bath and is it really the best med skool and should i reapply? also i cant find any information on it, is this part of the admisions test?

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