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Original post by Clioashlee
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Why did the golfer take two pairs of trousers to the fairway?
Why was the mushroom so popular at parties?
This is why I love Christmas crackers!!! I'll stop now I promise.
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Why did the golfer take two pairs of trousers to the fairway?
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Why was the mushroom so popular at parties?
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This is why I love Christmas crackers!!! I'll stop now I promise.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?
That's probably one of the worst jokes I've ever heard, if you can even class it as a joke, though for some reason it had me in stitches for a good 10 minutes due to how bad it was.
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That's probably one of the worst jokes I've ever heard, if you can even class it as a joke, though for some reason it had me in stitches for a good 10 minutes due to how bad it was.
(edited 11 years ago)
Original post by Clioashlee
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
What do you call a man in paper trousers?
What do you call a Spanish man who has misplaced his automobile?
Courtesy of my dear Grandma :')
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What do you call a man in paper trousers?
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What do you call a Spanish man who has misplaced his automobile?
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Courtesy of my dear Grandma :')
What do you call a man who has lost his shovel?
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What is the the time now?
Spoiler open.
I don't know
spoiler close.
who knows the code for spoilers. This app hasn't spoilers.
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Spoiler open.
I don't know
spoiler close.
who knows the code for spoilers. This app hasn't spoilers. Posted from TSR Mobile
Original post by Guru Jason
What do you call a man who has lost his shovel?
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YES! That is gold!
Original post by StUdEnTIGCSE
What is the the time now?
Spoiler open.
I don't know
spoiler close.
who knows the code for spoilers. This app hasn't spoilers.
Spoiler open.
I don't know
spoiler close.
who knows the code for spoilers. This app hasn't spoilers. This:
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Original post by Hype en Ecosse
This:
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Thanks man...
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Oops something went wrong....
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
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Original post by StUdEnTIGCSE
I included a "noparse" tag, so that you'd see the code instead of the spoiler tag. You copy&pasted, taking the noparse tag with you, so messed it up.
Take out that tag; you only want the spoiler one. Type it out instead of being lazy.
What does a gay horse eat?
HAY!!
HAY!!
'Why did the chicken cross the road?'
'To get to the losers house'
'Knock knock?'
'Who's there'
'The chicken'
'To get to the losers house'
'Knock knock?'
'Who's there'
'The chicken'
Original post by Vendetta1997
How do you get that spoiler/reveal bit? 
I don't know, how do you get that spoiler/reveal bit?
(edited 11 years ago)
Helium walks into a bar.
Bartender shouts "We don't serve noble gases here!"
Helium doesn't react.
Bartender shouts "We don't serve noble gases here!"
Helium doesn't react.
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