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Original post by minthumbugs
We have loads of science jokes stuck on the door in our class rooms, there has to be something good about taking chemistry!
I have a job selling helium balloons. It's a noble profession.
I have a job selling helium balloons. It's a noble profession.
Ahhh, I was going to say a joke about noble gases. . . but now all the good jokes argon
This thread is so funny! Can't stop laughing 
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Do you know what will happen if you scream "Bloody marry" 3 times in front of mirror at 3 am?
Your mum will tell you to shut up and go to bed.
Your mum will tell you to shut up and go to bed.
Original post by snailsareslimy
What did Red Rum say to Shergar?
"I knew they'd Findus"
(Coming from a horse lover, such a terrible joke...)
"I knew they'd Findus"
(Coming from a horse lover, such a terrible joke...)
nice, but at the same time, was Red Rum ever stolen?
Original post by bestofyou
nice, but at the same time, was Red Rum ever stolen?
Haven't got a clue, it was just a joke my dad told me so I thought I'd pass it on
What's the difference between bird flu & swine flu?
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
*Facepalm*
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
*Facepalm*
I quit my job at the factory that produces local anaesthetic.
It was numbing
Did you hear about my origami business?
It folded. Too much paperwork!
It was numbing
Did you hear about my origami business?
It folded. Too much paperwork!
Original post by ummm
What do you call a pig in an aeroplane?
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Peppa pig *oink oink*
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Why did Michael Jackson get angry at his mum?
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Original post by tjf8
Why does French cooking only ever involve one egg?
Because one egg is un oeuf.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
This has nothing to do with the thread but I bought this album in 2005 (click the picture of the album cover): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Light_at_the_End_of_the_Tunnel_Is_a_Train
For 8 years I have been trying to work out what word they got from the egg. Now I finally know.
It's been a long 8 years but it's been worth it. Really happy.
My contribution to the thread: I'll never forget what my Granddad said before he kicked the bucket. "Son, watch how far I can kick this bucket."
Why did Hitler kill himself?
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Original post by spocckka
TSR's new layout is ****
Should have just posted "TSR's new layout"
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