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What's your worst pick-up line?

Mine is "Without the tunneling effect, there'd be no fusion."
Which is one for the physicists out there.
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What's your worst? Add below.:wink:

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I overuse this one, but it is one of my faves :redface:

Your tangent must be of the form π(2k+1)2, kZ\dfrac{\pi (2k+1)}{2}, \ k \in \mathbb Z because your beauty is undefined. :colonhash:

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"I just **** myself, wanna help me get out of these pants?"
Reply 3
My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't seem to keep it in
Original post by MASTER265
My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't seem to keep it in

Thanks for that one. Will use.:colone:
Reply 5
Original post by Viva Emptiness
"I just **** myself, wanna help me get out of these pants?"


:sexface:

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You sir, are a man of good taste.
For I live apple sauce can you like not do my mind what yes please?
Original post by Viva Emptiness
"I just **** myself, wanna help me get out of these pants?"


Yes.
Reply 9
"Hello, It's Kermit thee frog here"
Are you retarded? Because I think you're special :wink:
Reply 11
Walk into the bar holding a load of limes, walk to the person you're trying to get, immediately drop all the limes.

Get to the floor and pick them up, while picking them up keep dropping them, the more the merrier.

After a moment stand up again with some of the limes and say

"Sorry, I'm bad at pick up limes."
Reply 12
Ay girl you got parking? 'CAUSE I WANNA PARK MY CAR
Reply 13
Nice shoes. Wanna f***?
Reply 14
i'm no weatherman, but you can expect 2 inches tonight :sexface:
Reply 15
"Catch a goat, you've pulled"
Reply 16
Worst: "Hey, sorry if this is creepy, but I just saw you going past, you look too cute for me not to say hello, my name's Dave".

Best: "Yo what up shorty, what that mouth do tho?"
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If you were a transformer, i would call you optimus fine.

*Collects panties*
Reply 18
I feel this thread is influenced heavily by the whatever YouTube channel.
Reply 19
Original post by Viva Emptiness
"I just **** myself, wanna help me get out of these pants?"


I've spent about 5 minutes laughing at this now. Best line ever.

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