helen was just on about how she had learnt 10 drug names, and that she had 360 to go, to which I replied:
If only paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin existed eh?
(from a song)
"You must remember all these drugs, the names of which you've learnt from me,
Or f*** em all and get a job in orthopaedic surgery!"
(from another song)
Contemplating taking that up now
Ortopaedic surgeons are considered by some to be nothing more thatn glorified carpenters...