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    and there's no-one to have le sexy times with...

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    and don't say masturbate
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    (Original post by Laeliakiwi)
    and there's no-one to have le sexy times with...

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    and don't say masturbate

    Masturbate is literally the only option, or hire someone to pleasure you sexually. But masturbating is easier and more acceptable by societies standards...
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    bust a nut
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    Find a shagging buddy obviously.
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    (Original post by Laeliakiwi)
    and there's no-one to have le sexy times with...

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    and don't say masturbate

    Tinder, find a half-decent bloke, go out, have le sexy times.

    Or a guy you already know ----> quicker tbf
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    (Original post by xmertic)
    Masturbate is literally the only option, or hire someone to pleasure you sexually. But masturbating is easier and more acceptable by societies standards...
    it doesn't cut it....can flick the bean so often..... :'(

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    can one hire sexy guys? :drool:



    (Original post by liberalluv)
    bust a nut
    no nuts here

    (Original post by l'etranger)
    Find a shagging buddy obviously.
    no-one around me tickles my fancy
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    Bake a cake
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    (Original post by Laeliakiwi)


    no-one around me tickles my fancy
    Unless you live in the middle of nowhere I just don't see how that is possible.
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    (Original post by Laeliakiwi)
    it doesn't cut it....can flick the bean so often..... :'(

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    can one hire sexy guys? :drool:






    no nuts here



    no-one around me tickles my fancy
    Women can have pleasing masturbation sessions with out having clitoral stimulation... You can hire whoever you want, so long as they are willing.
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    (Original post by Conceited)
    Get a fleshlight or a dildo.

    Or both if you're feeling kinky.
    what will I put in the fleshlight...my fingers? :mmm:

    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Tinder, find a half-decent bloke, go out, have le sexy times.

    Or a guy you already know ----> quicker tbf

    1) that's a bit dangerous, no? plus catfishes....

    2) the guys around me are....not for me
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    Take a cold shower.
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    (Original post by AshEntropy)
    Bake a cake
    I haven't done it in a while, maybe I should

    (Original post by l'etranger)
    Unless you live in the middle of nowhere I just don't see how that is possible.
    it is possible. The ones around me aren't my cup of tea and idk where to find the ones who aren't around me (after all I do live in a big city)

    (Original post by xmertic)
    Women can have pleasing masturbation sessions with out having clitoral stimulation... You can hire whoever you want, so long as they are willing.
    yeah I know but it just doesn't cut it, you know -_____-

    lols, would be funny....but I wouldn't actually pay someone to have sex
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    (Original post by Laeliakiwi)


    it is possible. The ones around me aren't my cup of tea and idk where to find the ones who aren't around me (after all I do live in a big city)


    Go for one of these roadmen I've heard so much about, apparently some of them have fake diamond earrings and and whole 4 and a half inches down below
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    Let it gooo, let it gooo!
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    Think of the queen in her underwear. You won't be horny after that.

    Unless you're into that :gasp:
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    (Original post by XOR_)
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    omg no way! I never thought of that, thanks

    (Original post by l'etranger)
    Go for one of these roadmen I've heard so much about, apparently some of them have fake diamond earrings and and whole 4 and a half inches down below
    the elusive roadman, what a specimen. idk if I could handle such a big "adidas package"

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    Camus?
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    (Original post by UWS)
    Take a cold shower.
    does it work?

    (Original post by hamza772000)
    Let it gooo, let it gooo!
    where? :afraid:

    (Original post by Lord Samosa)
    Think of the queen in her underwear. You won't be horny after that.

    Unless you're into that :gasp:
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    ****...maybe I am? :mmm:
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    (Original post by Laeliakiwi)
    does it work?
    Yes, my shower works.
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    (Original post by UWS)
    Yes, my shower works.

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    you're so funny
 
 
 
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