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Original post by Laeliakiwi
and there's no-one to have le sexy times with...
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Masturbate is literally the only option, or hire someone to pleasure you sexually. But masturbating is easier and more acceptable by societies standards...
bust a nut
Find a shagging buddy obviously.
Original post by Laeliakiwi
and there's no-one to have le sexy times with...
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Tinder, find a half-decent bloke, go out, have le sexy times.
Or a guy you already know ----> quicker tbf
Original post by xmertic
Masturbate is literally the only option, or hire someone to pleasure you sexually. But masturbating is easier and more acceptable by societies standards...
it doesn't cut it....can flick the bean so often..... :'(
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Original post by liberalluv
bust a nut
no nuts here
Original post by l'etranger
Find a shagging buddy obviously.
no-one around me tickles my fancy
Original post by Laeliakiwi
no-one around me tickles my fancy
no-one around me tickles my fancy
Unless you live in the middle of nowhere I just don't see how that is possible.
Original post by Laeliakiwi
it doesn't cut it....can flick the bean so often..... :'(
no nuts here
no-one around me tickles my fancy
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no nuts here
no-one around me tickles my fancy
Women can have pleasing masturbation sessions with out having clitoral stimulation... You can hire whoever you want, so long as they are willing.
Original post by Conceited
Get a fleshlight or a dildo.
Or both if you're feeling kinky.
Or both if you're feeling kinky.
what will I put in the fleshlight...my fingers?
Original post by Anonymous
Tinder, find a half-decent bloke, go out, have le sexy times.
Or a guy you already know ----> quicker tbf
Or a guy you already know ----> quicker tbf
1) that's a bit dangerous, no? plus catfishes....
2) the guys around me are....not for me
Original post by AshEntropy
Bake a cake
I haven't done it in a while, maybe I should
Original post by l'etranger
Unless you live in the middle of nowhere I just don't see how that is possible.
it is possible. The ones around me aren't my cup of tea and idk where to find the ones who aren't around me (after all I do live in a big city)
Original post by xmertic
Women can have pleasing masturbation sessions with out having clitoral stimulation... You can hire whoever you want, so long as they are willing.
yeah I know but it just doesn't cut it, you know -_____-
lols, would be funny....but I wouldn't actually pay someone to have sex
Make a TSR thread?
Original post by Laeliakiwi
it is possible. The ones around me aren't my cup of tea and idk where to find the ones who aren't around me (after all I do live in a big city)
it is possible. The ones around me aren't my cup of tea and idk where to find the ones who aren't around me (after all I do live in a big city)
Go for one of these roadmen I've heard so much about, apparently some of them have fake diamond earrings and and whole 4 and a half inches down below
Let it gooo, let it gooo! 
Think of the queen in her underwear. You won't be horny after that.
Unless you're into that
Unless you're into that
Original post by XOR_
Make a TSR thread?
omg no way! I never thought of that, thanks
Original post by l'etranger
Go for one of these roadmen I've heard so much about, apparently some of them have fake diamond earrings and and whole 4 and a half inches down below
the elusive roadman, what a specimen. idk if I could handle such a big "adidas package"
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Original post by UWS
Take a cold shower.
does it work?
Original post by hamza772000
Let it gooo, let it gooo!
where?
Original post by Lord Samosa
Think of the queen in her underwear. You won't be horny after that.
Unless you're into that
Unless you're into that
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Original post by Laeliakiwi
does it work?
Yes, my shower works.
Original post by UWS
Yes, my shower works.
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