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  • naturally have more testosterone
  • more testosterone means I can build muscle more easily/quickly than females
  • my junk doesn't bleed once a month
  • don't have to sit down to pee
  • can't get pregnant
  • can grow a dench beard
  • men (generally) physically stronger and more athletic due to hormonal differences highlighted in the aforementioned points
  • don't have to wear make-up, can get ready in 2 minutes
  • don't have to waste £££ on stupid **** like make-up and high heels
  • it's okay if I'm topless in public
  • men tend to make more money
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Have a ****

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Men make more money because they choose to go into fields which make more money so they can get women (gl being a woman doing 100 hour weeks if you wanna have a healthy baby). Guess who's enjoying life more, an investment banker doing 100 hour weeks or the girl mooching off him. Salaries stay equal (quite often women earn more, although maybe due to all the excess education meaning they would command a higher starting salary) but differentiate in thirties onwards, because women get pregnant and work less to take more time to take care of their kids.
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(Original post by eden3)
  • naturally have more testosterone
  • more testosterone means I can build muscle more easily/quickly than females
  • my junk doesn't bleed once a month
  • don't have to sit down to pee
  • can't get pregnant
  • can grow a dench beard
  • men (generally) physically stronger and more athletic due to hormonal differences highlighted in the aforementioned points
  • don't have to wear make-up, can get ready in 2 minutes
  • don't have to waste £££ on stupid **** like make-up and high heels
  • it's okay if I'm topless in public
  • men tend to make more money
Lol but women don't have to deal with awkward phallus moments
AND women can cope on their own, men are needy.
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women can cope on their own, men are needy.
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(Original post by Boredom101)
Lol but women don't have to deal with awkward phallus moments
AND women can cope on their own, men are needy.
Strong broscience. What are you a feminist or some sh#t???

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AND women can cope on their own, men are needy.
Women have more friends and talk with them more, they're more emotionally open. It's not hard to think of some advantages of being a woman without having to make stuff up, come on.
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Guess who's enjoying life more, an investment banker doing 100 hour weeks or the girl mooching off him.
A woman calling women gold diggers. Am I dreaming???
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Ahahaha lol I don't consider myself to be a feminist
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(Original post by Coolerthanapples)
Women have more friends and talk with them more, they're more emotionally open. It's not hard to think of some advantages of being a woman without having to make stuff up, come on.
Nahh men are VERY needy omg, I stick by my word
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It's 2017 bro, you can stop hiding in the closet. It's safe to come out now.
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Nahh men are VERY needy omg, I stick by my word
Can confirm. Need woman to make me sandwhich in le kitchen where they belong!

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You must be a feminist
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:lol: I don't pay any attention to trolls, bruh. Can't believe I haven't put him on my ignore list yet. Ah well, now he's on it and I don't have to read any more nonsense
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You know you wanna say it, WAN'KING WITH A D1CK IS SOOOOOO MUCH BETTER
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You calling me a woman, you wanna fight? I'll bash you up so hard you'll have to become a woman because your gonads will become mush.

jk please don't put your sauce on me mr burrito
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Nahh men are VERY needy omg, I stick by my word
You're clearly needy of attention :^)
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(Original post by Boredom101)
Nahh men are VERY needy omg, I stick by my word
you're 18 lol. You deal with boys not men :lol:
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Lol banter 😂
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Nahh men are VERY needy omg, I stick by my word
Needy for what?
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