Advantages of being a guy

eden3

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naturally have more testosterone

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more testosterone means I can build muscle more easily/quickly than females

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my junk doesn't bleed once a month

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don't have to sit down to pee

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can't get pregnant

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can grow a dench beard

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men (generally) physically stronger and more athletic due to hormonal differences highlighted in the aforementioned points

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don't have to wear make-up, can get ready in 2 minutes

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don't have to waste £££ on stupid **** like make-up and high heels

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it's okay if I'm topless in public

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men tend to make more money

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Reply 1

Coolerthanapples

Men make more money because they choose to go into fields which make more money so they can get women (gl being a woman doing 100 hour weeks if you wanna have a healthy baby). Guess who's enjoying life more, an investment banker doing 100 hour weeks or the girl mooching off him. Salaries stay equal (quite often women earn more, although maybe due to all the excess education meaning they would command a higher starting salary) but differentiate in thirties onwards, because women get pregnant and work less to take more time to take care of their kids.

Reply 2

username3441700

Original post by eden3

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naturally have more testosterone

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more testosterone means I can build muscle more easily/quickly than females

•

my junk doesn't bleed once a month

•

don't have to sit down to pee

•

can't get pregnant

•

can grow a dench beard

•

men (generally) physically stronger and more athletic due to hormonal differences highlighted in the aforementioned points

•

don't have to wear make-up, can get ready in 2 minutes

•

don't have to waste £££ on stupid **** like make-up and high heels

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it's okay if I'm topless in public

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men tend to make more money

Lol but women don't have to deal with awkward phallus moments
AND women can cope on their own, men are needy.

Reply 3

S.G.

Original post by Boredom101

women can cope on their own, men are needy.

😂😂😂😂😂

Reply 4

Coolerthanapples

Original post by Boredom101

AND women can cope on their own, men are needy.

Women have more friends and talk with them more, they're more emotionally open. It's not hard to think of some advantages of being a woman without having to make stuff up, come on.

Reply 5

username3441700

Ahahaha lol I don't consider myself to be a feminist

(edited 6 years ago)

Reply 6

username3441700

Original post by Coolerthanapples

Women have more friends and talk with them more, they're more emotionally open. It's not hard to think of some advantages of being a woman without having to make stuff up, come on.

Nahh men are VERY needy omg, I stick by my word

Reply 7

S.G.

You must be a feminist

Reply 8

eden3

I don't pay any attention to trolls, bruh. Can't believe I haven't put him on my ignore list yet. Ah well, now he's on it and I don't have to read any more nonsense :smile:

Reply 9

apeshit007

You know you wanna say it, WAN'KING WITH A D1CK IS SOOOOOO MUCH BETTER

Reply 10

Coolerthanapples

You calling me a woman, you wanna fight? I'll bash you up so hard you'll have to become a woman because your gonads will become mush.

jk please don't put your sauce on me mr burrito

Reply 11

Coolerthanapples

Original post by Boredom101

Nahh men are VERY needy omg, I stick by my word

You're clearly needy of attention :^)

Reply 12

eden3

Original post by Boredom101

Nahh men are VERY needy omg, I stick by my word

you're 18 lol. You deal with boys not men :lol:

Lol banter 😂

Original post by Boredom101

Nahh men are VERY needy omg, I stick by my word

Needy for what?

Reply 15

username1201943

Judging by his OP, I'd say he's a bit confused. I definitely hit a nerve though considering his reply (below). I must be on to something LOL

Original post by eden3

I don't pay any attention to trolls, bruh. Can't believe I haven't put him on my ignore list yet. Ah well, now he's on it and I don't have to read any more nonsense :smile:

HAHAHAH!!

Reply 16

S.G.

That's so sexist. How can you be a meninist? Such patriarchy.

Spoiler

Reply 17

username3441700

Original post by SGHD26716

Needy for what?

They need women, like for most things. Let me give you a scenario,
(Disclaimer : this is just a generalisation so please don't slaughter me and this only applies to most men so do not kill me)
Wen you can't find something at home, you are more likely to ask your mum about its whereabouts, rather than asking your dad. Thats just a common scenario.