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Reply 40

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by laurawatt
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything


omg

Reply 41

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Reply 42

My mate was tearing up the dancefloor.
He is a nightclub reninvator

Throughout our whole time my wife stood by me, she had no choice there was only one chair in the house.

Someone complinmented me on my parking, I had a note on the windscreen that said parking fine

I went for an interview for an office job today. The interviewer told me I'd start on £2k a month and then after 6 months I'd be on £3k a month. I told them I'd start in 6 months.


When I got to work this morning, my boss stormed up to me and said,
'You missed work yesterday, didn't you?'
I said, 'No, not particularly.'

Reply 43

Original post
by Paracosm
omg


Original post
by Bill Nye
Plez....


Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

Reply 44

Original post
by laurawatt
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"


You're killing me


Not in a good way

Reply 45

Original post
by Bill Nye
You're killing me


Not in a good way


Q: What did one ion say to the other?
A: I've got my ion you.

Not stopping 'till i get reps :biggrin:

Reply 46

Original post
by laurawatt
Q: What did one ion say to the other?
A: I've got my ion you.

Not stopping 'till i get reps :biggrin:

take my rep u made a chemistry joke :emo:

Reply 47

Original post
by CheeseIsVeg
take my rep u made a chemistry joke :emo:


I lied, i'm going to keep on punning :biggrin:

also :hugs:
Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

Reply 48

Original post
by laurawatt
Q: What did one ion say to the other?
A: I've got my ion you.

Not stopping 'till i get reps :biggrin:


..........

Why?

Reply 49

Original post
by laurawatt
I lied, i'm going to keep on punning :biggrin:

also :hugs:
Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.


+1 :emo:

Reply 50

Original post
by Bill Nye
..........

Why?


Original post
by CheeseIsVeg
+1 :emo:


What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers :excited:

Reply 51

Original post
by laurawatt
What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers :excited:


omg :emo:

Reply 52

There was a guy called Jimbob. Jimbob loved tractors as a child, but as he grew older he began to prefer sportscars. One day, Jimbob came home from work, and his house was on fire. Jimbob ran into the house, inhaled all the smoke, and exhaled it outside. He was asked “how did you do that!?”. Jimbob replied, “because I am an ex-tractor-fan”

Reply 53

What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?

SWAG

Reply 54

chinese guy went to the store but he didnt know how to say chicken so he grabbed an egg and went to the counter and sed "wheres mother???"

Reply 55

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by iwant2die
There was a guy called Jimbob. Jimbob loved tractors as a child, but as he grew older he began to prefer sportscars. One day, Jimbob came home from work, and his house was on fire. Jimbob ran into the house, inhaled all the smoke, and exhaled it outside. He was asked “how did you do that!?”. Jimbob replied, “because I am an ex-tractor-fan”


No

Reply 56

Original post
by Bill Nye
No


What do you call a scientific plant?

Chemis-tree

Reply 57

Original post
by laurawatt
What do you call a scientific plant?

Chemis-tree


I'm actually dying here

Reply 58

Original post
by Bill Nye
I'm actually dying here


Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
Na

Reply 59

Original post
by laurawatt
Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
Na


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