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Reply 40
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by laurawattDon't trust atoms, they make up everything
omg
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Reply 42
My mate was tearing up the dancefloor.
He is a nightclub reninvator
Throughout our whole time my wife stood by me, she had no choice there was only one chair in the house.
Someone complinmented me on my parking, I had a note on the windscreen that said parking fine
I went for an interview for an office job today. The interviewer told me I'd start on £2k a month and then after 6 months I'd be on £3k a month. I told them I'd start in 6 months.
When I got to work this morning, my boss stormed up to me and said,
'You missed work yesterday, didn't you?'
I said, 'No, not particularly.'
He is a nightclub reninvator
Throughout our whole time my wife stood by me, she had no choice there was only one chair in the house.
Someone complinmented me on my parking, I had a note on the windscreen that said parking fine
I went for an interview for an office job today. The interviewer told me I'd start on £2k a month and then after 6 months I'd be on £3k a month. I told them I'd start in 6 months.
When I got to work this morning, my boss stormed up to me and said,
'You missed work yesterday, didn't you?'
I said, 'No, not particularly.'
Reply 43
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by Paracosmomg
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by Bill NyePlez....
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Reply 44
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by laurawattSilver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
You're killing me
Not in a good way
Reply 45
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by Bill NyeYou're killing me
Not in a good way
Not in a good way
Q: What did one ion say to the other?
A: I've got my ion you.
Not stopping 'till i get reps
Reply 46
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by laurawattQ: What did one ion say to the other?
A: I've got my ion you.
Not stopping 'till i get reps
A: I've got my ion you.
Not stopping 'till i get reps
take my rep u made a chemistry joke
Reply 47
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by CheeseIsVegtake my rep u made a chemistry joke
I lied, i'm going to keep on punning
also
Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.
Reply 48
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by laurawattQ: What did one ion say to the other?
A: I've got my ion you.
Not stopping 'till i get reps
A: I've got my ion you.
Not stopping 'till i get reps
..........
Why?
Reply 49
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by laurawattI lied, i'm going to keep on punning
also
Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.
also
Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.
+1
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by Bill Nye..........
Why?
Why?
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by CheeseIsVeg+1
What kind of dogs do chemists have?
Laboratory Retrievers
Reply 51
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by laurawattWhat kind of dogs do chemists have?
Laboratory Retrievers
Laboratory Retrievers
omg
Reply 52
There was a guy called Jimbob. Jimbob loved tractors as a child, but as he grew older he began to prefer sportscars. One day, Jimbob came home from work, and his house was on fire. Jimbob ran into the house, inhaled all the smoke, and exhaled it outside. He was asked “how did you do that!?”. Jimbob replied, “because I am an ex-tractor-fan”
Reply 53
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What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
SWAG
SWAG
Reply 54
chinese guy went to the store but he didnt know how to say chicken so he grabbed an egg and went to the counter and sed "wheres mother???"
Reply 55
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by iwant2dieThere was a guy called Jimbob. Jimbob loved tractors as a child, but as he grew older he began to prefer sportscars. One day, Jimbob came home from work, and his house was on fire. Jimbob ran into the house, inhaled all the smoke, and exhaled it outside. He was asked “how did you do that!?”. Jimbob replied, “because I am an ex-tractor-fan”
No
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by Bill NyeNo
What do you call a scientific plant?
Chemis-tree
Reply 57
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by laurawattWhat do you call a scientific plant?
Chemis-tree
Chemis-tree
I'm actually dying here
Reply 58
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by Bill NyeI'm actually dying here
Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
Na
Reply 59
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by laurawattAnyone know any jokes about sodium?
Na
Na
Please....
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