Jokes for reps

Reply 40

Charles III

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Original post by laurawatt

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything

omg

My mate was tearing up the dancefloor.
He is a nightclub reninvator

Throughout our whole time my wife stood by me, she had no choice there was only one chair in the house.

Someone complinmented me on my parking, I had a note on the windscreen that said parking fine

I went for an interview for an office job today. The interviewer told me I'd start on £2k a month and then after 6 months I'd be on £3k a month. I told them I'd start in 6 months.

When I got to work this morning, my boss stormed up to me and said,
'You missed work yesterday, didn't you?'
I said, 'No, not particularly.'

Original post by Paracosm

omg

Original post by Bill Nye

Plez....

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

Reply 44

username3434964

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Original post by laurawatt

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

You're killing me

Not in a good way

Original post by Bill Nye

You're killing me

Not in a good way

Q: What did one ion say to the other?
A: I've got my ion you.

Not stopping 'till i get reps :biggrin:

Reply 46

CheeseIsVeg

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Original post by laurawatt

Q: What did one ion say to the other?
A: I've got my ion you.

Not stopping 'till i get reps :biggrin:

take my rep u made a chemistry joke :emo:

Original post by CheeseIsVeg

take my rep u made a chemistry joke :emo:

I lied, i'm going to keep on punning :biggrin:

also

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

Reply 48

username3434964

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Original post by laurawatt

Q: What did one ion say to the other?
A: I've got my ion you.

Not stopping 'till i get reps :biggrin:

..........

Why?

Reply 49

CheeseIsVeg

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Original post by laurawatt

I lied, i'm going to keep on punning :biggrin:

also

Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

+1

Original post by Bill Nye

..........

Why?

Original post by CheeseIsVeg

+1

What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers :excited:

Reply 51

CheeseIsVeg

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Original post by laurawatt

What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers :excited:

omg

Reply 52

iwant2die

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There was a guy called Jimbob. Jimbob loved tractors as a child, but as he grew older he began to prefer sportscars. One day, Jimbob came home from work, and his house was on fire. Jimbob ran into the house, inhaled all the smoke, and exhaled it outside. He was asked “how did you do that!?”. Jimbob replied, “because I am an ex-tractor-fan”

What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?

SWAG

Reply 54

safarisafa

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chinese guy went to the store but he didnt know how to say chicken so he grabbed an egg and went to the counter and sed "wheres mother???"

Reply 55

username3434964

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Original post by iwant2die

There was a guy called Jimbob. Jimbob loved tractors as a child, but as he grew older he began to prefer sportscars. One day, Jimbob came home from work, and his house was on fire. Jimbob ran into the house, inhaled all the smoke, and exhaled it outside. He was asked “how did you do that!?”. Jimbob replied, “because I am an ex-tractor-fan”