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What's your most awkward interview story?

Mine was definitely the first interview I had for my teaching English as a second language job.

Basically, a middle aged woman had to pretend to be a toddler (she fully went all out in her acting for the role) and I had to pretend to teach her English, while the interviewer assessed the lesson. :rofl: It was so cringey - I don't know who felt more awkward, me or the woman pretending to be a toddler or the interviewer.

That's mine - I wanna hear others' awkward stories now :cookie:

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Oh loads, when put on the spot with the question "If you could be an animal which one would it be" I said something like fly or rabbit.
Original post by Danny the Geezer
Oh loads, when put on the spot with the question "If you could be an animal which one would it be" I said something like fly or rabbit.


A fly :rofl: Amazing. Were you like.... a rabbit stuck in the headlights? :teehee: What did they reply?
Original post by Puddles the Monkey
A fly :rofl: Amazing. Were you like.... a rabbit stuck in the headlights? :teehee: What did they reply?


It was nearly 15 years ago, I don't remember :tongue:
Reply 4
When I walked in, she said 'take a seat'. I've still got it in my living room.
I have a friend who always seems to have awkward interviews.

He went to one where the interviewer's office chair was really low and my friend was looking down at him. My friend tried to adjust his to be at a similar height, and instead his chair slowly went further and further down during the course of the interview. In the meanwhile he acted as though everything was alright rather than laughing it off.
(edited 6 years ago)
Original post by lizfairy
I have a friend who always seems to have awkward interviews.

He went to one where the interviewer's office chair was really low and my friend was looking down at him. My friend tried to adjust his to be at a similar height, and instead his chair slowly went further and further down during the course of the interview. In the meanwhile he acted as though everything was alright rather than laughing it off.


This is like something out of the office :lol:
Accidentally pulled the doorknob off as I went to leave the interviewer's office, apologised profusely and offered to fix it.

It was apparently already broken, he just didn't think to warn me.
(edited 6 years ago)
'If you were an animal, what animal would you be and why?'

'A cat.. because I like cats'.

I didn't get the job :smile:
Reply 9
>This is a long read but worth it.
>I was 1 of 8 people to get through to the second stage of becoming an Engineer for a major British space company. Everybody (including me) was in their early-mid 20's, with exception of one guy, still in school, 15 years old!!! Props to him for aiming for the stars, quite literally.
>The assessment process consisted of a 1) group exercise with 3 of the other candidates and 2) an individual interview. Anyhow, me and 3 others were the first up for the group exercise, including a girl and the 15 year old kid.
>The group exercise room is FULL of assessors, top dogs of the course and the company.
>Really simple stuff, read the worksheet, come up with a solution, work as a team yada yada yada. I assumed the role as the leader and started dishing out jobs, I'll do this, you have this job, you have this job, I get to this kid who hasn't said a word so far, I just look at him and know something is wrong.
>At that second this kid projectile vomits EVERYWHERE!! All over the table, all over the props, worksheets, his clothes, the floor.
>The girl springs up screaming "I'm gonna have a panic attack, I can't deal with puke" and darts out of the room.
>The kid, puking as he walks, is escorted to the nearest bathroom.
>All of this occurs within seconds of it beginning
>Me and the other guy are just left in this empty room which is filled like an olympic swimming pool with puke, just like :l ...
>Kid stays the rest of the day, what a lad, mum brings him extra clothes, we do the group exercise again
>Mfw I didn't pass because I got parallel and series circuit confused in the interview room
Reply 10
Original post by PM447
>This is a long read but worth it.
>I was 1 of 8 people to get through to the second stage of becoming an Engineer for a major British space company. Everybody (including me) was in their early-mid 20's, with exception of one guy, still in school, 15 years old!!! Props to him for aiming for the stars, quite literally.
>The assessment process consisted of a 1) group exercise with 3 of the other candidates and 2) an individual interview. Anyhow, me and 3 others were the first up for the group exercise, including a girl and the 15 year old kid.
>The group exercise room is FULL of assessors, top dogs of the course and the company.
>Really simple stuff, read the worksheet, come up with a solution, work as a team yada yada yada. I assumed the role as the leader and started dishing out jobs, I'll do this, you have this job, you have this job, I get to this kid who hasn't said a word so far, I just look at him and know something is wrong.
>At that second this kid projectile vomits EVERYWHERE!! All over the table, all over the props, worksheets, his clothes, the floor.
>The girl springs up screaming "I'm gonna have a panic attack, I can't deal with puke" and darts out of the room.
>The kid, puking as he walks, is escorted to the nearest bathroom.
>All of this occurs within seconds of it beginning
>Me and the other guy are just left in this empty room which is filled like an olympic swimming pool with puke, just like :l ...
>Kid stays the rest of the day, what a lad, mum brings him extra clothes, we do the group exercise again
>Mfw I didn't pass because I got parallel and series circuit confused in the interview room


TIL everything goes to sh** around you and no one bats an eye, but you have a brain fart and everyone loses their minds.
Original post by PM447
>This is a long read but worth it.
>I was 1 of 8 people to get through to the second stage of becoming an Engineer for a major British space company. Everybody (including me) was in their early-mid 20's, with exception of one guy, still in school, 15 years old!!! Props to him for aiming for the stars, quite literally.
>The assessment process consisted of a 1) group exercise with 3 of the other candidates and 2) an individual interview. Anyhow, me and 3 others were the first up for the group exercise, including a girl and the 15 year old kid.
>The group exercise room is FULL of assessors, top dogs of the course and the company.
>Really simple stuff, read the worksheet, come up with a solution, work as a team yada yada yada. I assumed the role as the leader and started dishing out jobs, I'll do this, you have this job, you have this job, I get to this kid who hasn't said a word so far, I just look at him and know something is wrong.
>At that second this kid projectile vomits EVERYWHERE!! All over the table, all over the props, worksheets, his clothes, the floor.
>The girl springs up screaming "I'm gonna have a panic attack, I can't deal with puke" and darts out of the room.
>The kid, puking as he walks, is escorted to the nearest bathroom.
>All of this occurs within seconds of it beginning
>Me and the other guy are just left in this empty room which is filled like an olympic swimming pool with puke, just like :l ...
>Kid stays the rest of the day, what a lad, mum brings him extra clothes, we do the group exercise again
>Mfw I didn't pass because I got parallel and series circuit confused in the interview room


:lolwut: That 15 year old was a trooper!

I wonder if they hired him :lolwut:

Sorry you didn't get the job though :console:
Interviewer had a pornhub tab while displaying my CV on the screen, alongside his company network and email.
Original post by Bart12345
Interviewer had a pornhub tab while displaying my CV on the screen, alongside his company network and email.


Nooooooooo

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Nooooo

:nooo:
I got inteviewed for an Exams Invigilator job. The thing is the interview was carried out after I had started the job and whilst I was actually invigilating!
I had a Dentistry interview yesterday and I just entered and was extremely thirsty and there was a cup of water. I met all the panel members and then straight after drank the water without them saying and then one of them starts saying "There's water for you....oh you're already on it"
I DIEDDDD!! SO EMBARRASSING!!
Interviewer: Is there anything else you'd like us to know?

Me: Yeah. I'm deaf and I'm colourblind. FYI.
Reply 17
It wasn't really awkward per say but one of the interviews I went to was at someones house. It was an interview for a chef position or something and the couple who owned the business were the interviewers. Very different.
Original post by Puddles the Monkey
Nooooooooo

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Nooooo

:nooo:


Keeping a straight face and pretending I didn't notice it is a skill in itself. Interview continued as normal.
Reply 19
Original post by Puddles the Monkey
:lolwut: That 15 year old was a trooper!

I wonder if they hired him :lolwut:

Sorry you didn't get the job though :console:


Hahaha yeah I wonder that too sometimes. Thanks mate, it's all vomit under the bridge now

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