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Road trip and farting

I am going on a road trip with my boyfriend and the problem is I never farted in front of him. What should I do if I need to fart in the car? Do I tell him or just hold it in the whole time? Have you girls ever been in this situation?

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.............Right :colonhash:
Exactly hahahah🤣🤣
Hold it in lol
:congrats::rofl3:
Hang your butt out of the window and gas away
TSR's obsession with farts is so bizarre.


Y'all are durty.
Try and do a silent one, and open the windows.
Remember us ladies break wind, not fart. lol.
Original post by Karisa96
Try and do a silent one, and open the windows.
Remember us ladies break wind, not fart. lol.

The silent ones are usually the smelly ones though :lol:
Original post by Anonymous
The silent ones are usually the smelly ones though :lol:


Yes your right silent but violent lol.
Original post by Karisa96
Yes your right silent but violent lol.


🤣🤣🤣🤣
Original post by Karisa96
Try and do a silent one, and open the windows.
Remember us ladies break wind, not fart. lol.

That is a good idea, I will have to say I am boiling as an excuse when I open the windows but hopefully I wont need to fart
Thanks DR, for your professional take on the subject. Xx
He’s your boyfriend, he’s not going to leave you because you, as a normal human being, need to fart
He will need to fart too you know, he’s human too
Original post by Anonymous
He’s your boyfriend, he’s not going to leave you because you, as a normal human being, need to fart
He will need to fart too you know, he’s human too

You are right but I don't want him to smell it because I would feel bad
Just do it, or if you find somewhere you can take a break, do it in the toilet. A lot of public loos just allow 1 person in at a time now, so fart away :biggrin:
Turn up da music and secrete.
Good question, no he has never farted in front of me so its one of the reasons why I feel self conscious
Original post by Anonymous
Good question, no he has never farted in front of me so its one of the reasons why I feel self conscious


Definitely don't hold it in. I held them in over the period of a weekend when I met up with a crush of mine who stayed over etc etc and I was so uncomfortable I wanted to cry.
I felt I would explode.
Swear this is like the 10th thread I’ve read that’s been about farts and pissing in the last 2 days. What’s wrong with people.

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