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    (Original post by Punk Phloyd)
    Again? I've not seen it to begin with.
    :yikes: Get yourselves an education!
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    A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

    The librarian says; "**** off, you won't bring it back."
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    (Original post by Speedbird2008)
    What are the worst jokes you have ever heard?

    Mine are;

    Q. Why did the shark eat the man?
    A. It was hungry.

    Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
    A. It was dead.

    Oh dear... :p:
    that second one is amazing.
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    (Original post by MazalTov89)
    What's the difference between the McCanns and Gary Glitter?

    Gary Glitter comes back from his holidays with more kids than he left with.
    What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Madeleine McCann jokes?
    Madeleine McCann jokes get old.
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    what have a woman and a condom got in common?

    they both spend more time in your wallet than on your ****! :beer:
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    (Original post by soulofanewmachine)
    What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Madeleine McCann jokes?
    Madeleine McCann jokes get old.
    LMFAO
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    (Original post by soulofanewmachine)
    What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Madeleine McCann jokes?
    Madeleine McCann jokes get old.
    :rofl:
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    (Original post by jjbristol)
    LMFAO
    It was a tough decision whether to post that or not :o:
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    (Original post by soulofanewmachine)
    What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Madeleine McCann jokes?
    Madeleine McCann jokes get old.
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    How many Alzheimers patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

    To get to the other side.
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    How do you raise a baby elephant?
    With a crane.
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    OFFENSIVE ALERT

    Little billy is in the bath with his daddy when billy points at his father's penis and says ''what is that''.

    Dad replies ''it's a penis billy, you have one too''

    billy asks ''but why doesn't mine look like yours dad?''

    dad: ''well billy, mine's hard''
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    An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walk into a bar.

    The lanlord asks 'Is this some kind of a joke?'.
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    A guy walks into a bar....ouch
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    Every joke that comes out of my mouth :p:

    Erm:

    Q) What do you call a sheep with no legs.

    A) A cloud (Honestly I didnt put sheep here befor I edited it :p:)



    I know :o:


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    went to the international w*nking festival last week. was a load of b*llocks
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    Why don't Catholic's believe in abortion?
    Because otherwise there'd be no more altar boys for the priests to play with...
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    pikey girl comes out her trailer naked and shouts ''mommy, what way round do my panties go again?''.

    Mum replies, ''remember you dumb *****, yellow at the front and brown at the back''
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    I was going to tell you a joke about window frames, but it was too silly.
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    This is my lot....


    Why is a tart like a tub of margarine ...
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    they both spread easily.


    What's the difference between a woman from Wigan and a walrus?

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    One's got a moustache and smells of fish and the other lives in the sea.


    Anyone here from Wigan :ninjagirl:


    What's the difference between a G~spot and a golf ball?
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    A man will actually search for a golf ball.



    What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
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    E.T. phones home.



    What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
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    Her navel.



    What's the difference between a woman with PMT and a pitbull terrier?
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    Lipstick.


    What's the difference between a man and a chimpanzee?
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    One is hairy, smelly, and is always scratching its arse and the other's a chimpanzee.



    Last one...

    What's the difference between PMT and BSE?
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    One's a mad cow's disease and the other's an agricultural problem.






 
 
 
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