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Reply 60

michaelnicholson88

Punk Phloyd

Again? I've not seen it to begin with.

Get yourselves an education!

Reply 61

MazalTov89

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

The librarian says; "**** off, you won't bring it back."

Reply 62

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Speedbird2008

What are the worst jokes you have ever heard?

Mine are;

Q. Why did the shark eat the man?
A. It was hungry.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A. It was dead.

Oh dear... :p:

that second one is amazing.

Reply 63

soulofanewmachine

MazalTov89

What's the difference between the McCanns and Gary Glitter?

Gary Glitter comes back from his holidays with more kids than he left with.

What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Madeleine McCann jokes?
Madeleine McCann jokes get old.

Reply 64

jjbristol

what have a woman and a condom got in common?

they both spend more time in your wallet than on your cock! :beer:

Reply 65

jjbristol

soulofanewmachine

What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Madeleine McCann jokes?
Madeleine McCann jokes get old.

LMFAO

Reply 66

Crosseyed And Painless

soulofanewmachine

What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Madeleine McCann jokes?
Madeleine McCann jokes get old.

Reply 67

soulofanewmachine

jjbristol

LMFAO

It was a tough decision whether to post that or not :o:

Reply 68

MazalTov89

soulofanewmachine

What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Madeleine McCann jokes?
Madeleine McCann jokes get old.

Reply 69

username165192

How many Alzheimers patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

Reply 70

xMiss_Sarahx

How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a crane.

Reply 71

jjbristol

OFFENSIVE ALERT

Little billy is in the bath with his daddy when billy points at his father's penis and says ''what is that''.

Dad replies ''it's a penis billy, you have one too''

billy asks ''but why doesn't mine look like yours dad?''

dad: ''well billy, mine's hard''

Reply 72

originalname

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walk into a bar.

The lanlord asks 'Is this some kind of a joke?'.

Reply 73

Zerodos

A guy walks into a bar....ouch

Reply 74

xxstace123xx

Every joke that comes out of my mouth :p:

Erm:

Q) What do you call a sheep with no legs.

A) A cloud (Honestly I didnt put sheep here befor I edited it :p:

)

I know :o:

Reply 75

jjbristol

went to the international w*nking festival last week. was a load of b*llocks

Reply 76

MazalTov89

Why don't Catholic's believe in abortion?
Because otherwise there'd be no more altar boys for the priests to play with...

Reply 77

jjbristol

pikey girl comes out her trailer naked and shouts ''mommy, what way round do my panties go again?''.

Mum replies, ''remember you dumb *****, yellow at the front and brown at the back''