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Make it More Gymnastic-ey !!

team UK have won medals in gymnastics & trampoline... let's encourage them with some supple punnage :teehee:

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The Lord of the Rings
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Original post by Reality Check
The Lord of the Rings

:woo: back of the net RC :five:

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I'll go through the routine:

Lord of the rings: the fumbling of the rings

Lord of the rings: the two twists

Lord of the 'rings': the return of the kovacs [Double somersault backwards over the bar]

Cartwheel on a hot tin roof

Gregory's gym

Room with a vault

On Her Majesty's secret springboard :007: [HM shows remarkable and unknown skills]

Star Wars: a new hand-guard [Luke gets new outfit to combat liight sabre blisters]

Star Wars: the return of the jumps


Maybe a new routine tomorrow - I hope two won't 'floor' you and thesse aren't too re'vault'ing
The Mysterious Affair At Biles
The horizontal bar mitzva?
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Original post by Muttley79
I'll go through the routine:

Lord of the rings: the fumbling of the rings

Lord of the rings: the two twists

Lord of the 'rings': the return of the kovacs [Double somersault backwards over the bar]

Cartwheel on a hot tin roof

Gregory's gym

Room with a vault

On Her Majesty's secret springboard :007: [HM shows remarkable and unknown skills]

Star Wars: a new hand-guard [Luke gets new outfit to combat liight sabre blisters]

Star Wars: the return of the jumps


Maybe a new routine tomorrow - I hope two won't 'floor' you and thesse aren't too re'vault'ing

:rave: a stunning performance across multiple apparatus Your Ladyship !!! :girl:

the people of Scotland are experiencing a magnitude 8.2 mirthquake :afraid:

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A bhoireannaich,
is dòcha gu bheil thu air na gillean agad a mhealladh?
Lorg Big Siùtachd an nighean neep paidhir
air cùl loidse an iasgaich tràth sa mhadainn.
Bha iad ri taobh sgian dubh duine-uasal.
Ma tha thu airson na stuthan sin fhaighinn
dìreach tadhal a-steach don ionad-fàilte agus faigh
còmhradh beag le Dior-nì mòr.
Tha i a ’coimhead às an dèidh anns a’ phreasa shònraichte aice,
còmhla ri mòran aodaich eile, ionnsramaidean ciùil agus
gèar dàibheadh scuba.
Is dòcha gum bu mhath leat na stains a thoirt air falbh
bho na gillean agad mus cuir thu air ais iad?
Dìreach iarr air D mòr iasad den spraeire Cillit Bang
aice agus a ’bhruis sgrolaidh chruaidh.

Ruaraidh Mungus Eabarcrombaigh

Leas-Choimiseanair Taic airson rudan a chall agus sin


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Original post by Reality Check
The Mysterious Affair At Biles

:woo: plenty of twists along the way :emo:

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cu2moro

:wavey:
Reply 10
Original post by Reality Check
The Lord of the Rings

Everbody's Tolkien about that one
Lucky Gym

Scoring Miss Daisy

Requiem for a Beam
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Max Whitlock, License to Thrill, The Man With The Golden Medal.
True story.

Peter Butterworth, Carry On star, auditioned for a part in the 1949 film The Wooden Horse about escapers from Stalag Luft III who dug a tunnel whilst hiding in a vaulting horse. He didn’t get the part because he didn’t look authentic enough.

Butterworth was one of the real life vaulters in the camp who had concealed the escapers by the their gym practice.
Reply 14
Original post by chlamydia9000
The horizontal bar mitzva?

Welcome to the Gymnasium of Punnage my friend :wavey:

we enjoyed your début offering :yep:

please sew this badge onto the left shoulder of your TSR tunic:

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Original post by harrysbar
Lucky Gym

Scoring Miss Daisy

Requiem for a Beam

:rave: a perfectly executed performance Your Ladyship :girl:

#1 is my favorite :yep:

the people of Scotland are clutching their sporrans :h:

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A bhoireannaich,
is dòcha gu bheil thu air fathannan mun Bean Nighe
a chluinntinn anns an raon fras?
Na biodh eagal ort. Ma thig thu tarsainn air cailleach
rocach ga nighe tha e glè choltach gur e seo aon
de bhoireannaich an taigh-bidhe.
Gus a bhith air an taobh sàbhailte na bi a ’còmhradh rithe;
an àite sin coisich gu socair air ais chun ionad-fàilte,
a ’cumail do chluasan còmhdaichte agus do shùil chlì dùinte.
Is e Big Dior-bhorgàil an seachdamh nighean aig seachdamh
nighean agus bidh iad a ’dèiligeadh gu sàbhailte ris an t-sealladh.

Oisean Maol-Domhnuich MacIlleChomhghain

Leas-mhanaidsear cuideachaidh os-nàdarrach agus sin.


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Original post by meddad
Max Whitlock, License to Thrill, The Man With The Golden Medal. :007:

:woo: with one bond he was free :teehee:

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Reply 17
Original post by nulli tertius
True story.

Peter Butterworth, Carry On star, auditioned for a part in the 1949 film The Wooden Horse about escapers from Stalag Luft III who dug a tunnel whilst hiding in a vaulting horse. He didn’t get the part because he didn’t look authentic enough.

Butterworth was one of the real life vaulters in the camp who had concealed the escapers by the their gym practice.

his career flourished despite this setback. here he is in Carry On Camping:

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Original post by chlamydia9000
The horizontal bar mitzva?


Original post by harrysbar

Scoring Miss Daisy

Requiem for a Beam

:toofunny:

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