Make it More Fabric-ey !!

the bear

So in the US& A the 26th of April is Denim Day :yep:

Let us make some some hard-wearing puns on The Student Loom :h:

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Reply 1

penguingirl18

The Student Loom :rofl:

It is also World Penguin Day :penguin:

Reply 2

{Moss}

I couldn't edit the seam on as I'm on my phone haha, imagine it as it's true punnish glory please :biggrin:

Reply 3

penguingirl18

Knit a Second Time

Fifty Suedes of Gray

Crepes of Wrath

John Linen

Reply 4

penguingirl18

The Chronicles of Yarn-ia: The Linen, the Stitch and the Wardrobe

Reply 5

the bear

Original post by penguingirl18

The Student Loom :rofl:

It is also World Penguin Day :penguin:

there was a question about penguins on the Chase just now :h:

Reply 6

penguingirl18

The Tricot Zone

The Weaves - Woolf

The Felt in Our Stars

Reply 7

the bear

Original post by {Moss}

I couldn't edit the seam on as I'm on my phone haha, imagine it as it's true punnish glory please :biggrin:

welcome to our humble sweatshop my friend :yay:

that was a very impressive début :congrats:

please sew this handsome badge onto your TSR overalls:

your excellent pun has secured you a winner winner :chicken:

dinner

and an Oscar

and a Handsome Gold Medal ( HGM )

Reply 8

the bear

Original post by penguingirl18

Knit a Second Time

Fifty Suedes of Gray

Crepes of Wrath

John Linen

The Chronicles of Yarn-ia: The Linen, the Stitch and the Wardrobe

The Tricot Zone

The Weaves - Woolf

The Felt in Our Stars

outstanding work Ma'am :girl:

my favorites are #2, #3, #5, #7, &, #8

so you receive

8 x ww :chicken:

5 x Oscar

Nobel Prize for Lady Fabric Wordplay :congrats:

the people of Tweed are lovin' it :h:

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Dames,
dalk het jy jou thumbu misgelê?
Groot Miems die biltongmeisie het een gekry
vroeg vanoggend agter die windpomp.
Dit was langs 'n meneer se iporiyana.
As jy hierdie item wil herwin
loer net saam ontvangs toe en kry
'n diskrete geselsie met groot Marzanne.
Sy kyk daarna in haar spesiale kas,
saam met baie ander tradisionele nekversierings,
musiekinstrumente en die singende snoek.
Miskien sal jy verkies om die vlekke te verwyder
van jou thumbu af voordat jy dit weer aansit ?
Vra net groot M vir 'n leen van haar Cillit Bang™-spuit
en die stewige skropborsel.

Hansie Andries Van Der Ruimteskip

Adjunk Assistent Bestuurder van vermiste goed en dat

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Reply 9

bl0bf1sh

Another twilling pun thread hehe

Wool-lium Tell
Absolutely Fabric-lous
Chino D'Acampo
Faux Fur-nando
Gingham Style
Satin (The Planets, Op. 32, Holst)

Mr. Tweedy

Original post by bl0bf1sh

Another twilling pun thread hehe

Wool-lium Tell
Absolutely Fabric-lous
Chino D'Acampo
Faux Fur-nando @The_Lonely_Goatherd
Gingham Style
Satin (The Planets, Op. 32, Holst)

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Mr. Tweedy

well-tailored punnage Ma'am :girl:

Gingham Style is perfect :rofl:

Mr Tweedy is hilarious :five:

7 x ww

Oscars for #1, &, #5

RFHGM for overall artistic impression :congrats:

the people of Tweed are spilling their Umqombothi. :afraid:

Dames,
Miskien spandeer jy te veel
op jou daaglikse gesondheid en skoonheid regime?
Skoonheidsmiddels en behandelings en dit
kan 'n groot drein op jou beursie wees.
Vandag se dame het 'n praktiese oplossing nodig!
Loer net saam ontvangs toe en gesels met groot Liandri .
Haar familie het skoonheidsprodukte gemaak
van natuurlike bestanddele vir ge****te lank.
Een van haar gewildste items is die rooibos kolon.
Dit kos net R403 vir twee.
Hoekom bring jy nie jou vriend saam nie?
As jy nie verheug is nie, waarborg groot L om terug te betaal
die hele prys geen vrae gevra nie.

Jengo Wikus Van der Skoonmaakmiddel

Adjunk Assistent Bestuurder van skoonheidsprodukte en dit

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Reply 12

bl0bf1sh