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GraceClareB

What kind of candy do astronauts like? Mars bars.

Reply 1

bl0bf1sh

A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Hey”
The horse goes, “Yes please”

Reply 2

GraceClareB

Original post by bl0bf1sh

A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Hey”
The horse goes, “Yes please”

this is a good one

Reply 3

Guru Jason

And englishman and and Irish man were arguing over which of them was the best theif.

The Irish man says to the englishman "watch this". He goes into a bakery and after some clever distraction steals 3 buns and puts them in his pocket without the Baker noticing.

The englishman acknowledges the Irishman but said "watch this, I'll make the Baker give me the buns for free."

Intrigued the Irish man watches the englishman speak to the Baker as he goes "would you like to see a magic trick."

"Sure" the Baker replies.

The englishman asked the Baker to hand him 3 buns which he does but the englishman stuffs them all in his mouth.

"But what's the trick? The Baker asks.

The englishman smiles swallowing the last mouthful of bun. "Look in the Irish man's pocket."