Make it More Sheep-ey !!

the bear

So in ~~Wales~~ the US& A the 28th of October is Hug A Sheep Day :sheep:

Let us make some flocking good puns to celebrate :teehee:

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Reply 1

the bear

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_sheep_husbandry

Reply 2

The_Lonely_Goatherd

I Ewe, I Ewe, I Ewe, I Ewe, I Ewe - a song by ABBA :innocent:

Reply 3

the bear

Original post by The_Lonely_Goatherd

I Ewe, I Ewe, I Ewe, I Ewe, I Ewe - a song by ABBA :innocent:

hehehe good one Ma'am :girl:

thank ewe so much

ww :chicken:

Oscar

HGM

Reply 4

Joinedup

Too drunk to flock - Dead Kennedys

This wool's on fire - Bob Dylan

Kessing a fool - George Michael

Reply 5

bl0bf1sh

It's gone midnight – I should be a-sheep

The Shear Hunter

Lambada - Kaoma

Bleater of the Pack - The Shangri-las

I Shepherd It Through the Grapevine - Marvin Gaye

Fleece Fleece Me - The Beatles

You Get What You Give - New Radnoricals

Football manager Jose Merino

The Curious Case of Benjamin Mutton, 2008 film

Reply 8

the bear

Original post by Joinedup

Too drunk to flock - Dead Kennedys

This wool's on fire - Bob Dylan

Kessing a fool - George Michael

shear brilliance Sir J ! :yay:

3 x ww

3 x Oscar

the people of Mouton are lovin' it :h:

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Mesye,
tanpri pa chofe Pwason Boukannen ou
sou radyatè chanm yo chanje.
sa a bon gou pwason griye se irézistibl mouch ak sa.
Byento zwazo yo vole andedan kay la pou yo fete sou ensèk yo.
Anvan lontan li se pandemonium konplè kòm zwazo yo
goumen youn ak lòt epi atake rido yo ak pye pwent yo.
Se sèlman semèn pase a gwo Kerline dam netwayaj la te di m '
ke yon tody etwat-boki lage yon skarabe nan kafe li
pandan li t ap dòmi sou belvedere a.
Poukisa ou pa kite Pwason Boukannen ou
nan resepsyon lè ou rive?
Big Kettelie gen yon kofr espesyal pou chofe
tout kalite asyèt pwason.

Wisly-Jaymes Kelson Marcellus

Adjwen Manadjè Asistan nan chofe plat pwason ak sa

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Reply 9

the bear

Original post by bl0bf1sh

It's gone midnight – I should be a-sheep

you need a Ram after Midnight.... :girl:

Oscar

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Reply 10

the bear

Original post by Cote1

The Shear Hunter

or.... Good Wool Hunting :girl:

Oscar

Reply 11

the bear

Original post by Surnia

a healthy flock of puns Ma'am :girl:

7 x ww

7 x Oscar

7 x HGM

Ashes for #2

Jules Rimet Trophy for #4

Nobel Prize for Ovine Wordplay :congrats:

the people of Mouton are spilling their 'Ti Punch :afraid:

Medam,
demen aswè nou pral òganize chak ane nou an
charite twerkathon nan sant parkour Toussaint Louverture.
Ane sa a lajan yo pral ale nan
Fasilitatè sekirite klib nayik ki nan bezwen.
Kòm ou ka imajine sa yo chaps doughty ak dam
te soufri anpil pandan fèmen pòt ak sa.
Avèk èd ou yo ka rebondi.
Si ou ta renmen patisipe nan dans la,
jis ale nan resepsyon epi fè yon chat ak gwo Fabiola.
Frè antre a se 488 goud.
Sa gen ladann yon bòl Soup Joumou ak yon boutèy Ti' Punch.
Si ou pa gen pwòp pantalon yoga ou
ou ka prete yon pè nan gwo F.
Li fè yo lakay yo nan po zonbi ak lycra™.
Bouton yo se dan reken otantik.

Mackendy Luckner Occean

Adjwen Asistan Manadjè dam danse ak sa

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Reply 12

agent_duck343

baa-d blood - Taylor Swift

Reply 13

bl0bf1sh

Baabara Ann (The Beach Boys)
Knowing Me, Knowing Ewe (ABBA)
Sheep Child O' Mine (Guns N' Roses on Lambing season)
A Ruminant With A Ewe

Reply 14

Fullofsurprises

Automatic for the Sheeple

Daddy, Daddy Wool

The Shorn Shank Rebellion

Baa Baa Baa Barbara Ram

Reply 15

the bear

Original post by agent_duck343

baa-d blood - Taylor Swift

hehehe good one ducky :girl:

Oscar

Reply 16

the bear

Original post by bl0bf1sh

Baabara Ann (The Beach Boys)
Knowing Me, Knowing Ewe (ABBA) @The_Lonely_Goatherd
Sheep Child O' Mine (Guns N' Roses on Lambing season)
A Ruminant With A Ewe

i spat out my Black Sheep beer when i read these Ma'am :girl:

4 x ww

4 x Oscar

4 x Blue Max + Cluster

RFHGM

the people of Mouton are overwhelmed with mirth :yep:

Medam,
Petèt ou ap depanse twòp
sou rejim sante ak bote chak jou ou?
Kosmetik ak tretman ak sa
ka yon gwo drenaj sou valiz ou.
Dam jodi a bezwen yon solisyon pratik !
Jis ale nan resepsyon epi fè yon ti koze ak gwo Edeline.
Fanmi li te fè pwodwi bote
soti nan engredyan natirèl pou jenerasyon.
Youn nan atik ki pi popilè li yo se Crémas kolon.
Li koute sèlman 1123 goud pou de.
Poukisa ou pa mennen zanmi w?
Si ou pa kontan gwo E garanti ranbousman
pri an antye pa gen okenn kesyon mande.

Fritznel Wilkens Thelusma

Adjwen Manadjè Asistan nan pwodwi bote ak sa

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Reply 17

the bear

Original post by Fullofsurprises

Automatic for the Sheeple by R.A.M.

Daddy, Daddy Wool :rofl:

The Shorn Shank Rebellion

Baa Baa Baa Barbara Ram

excellent work Ma'am :girl:

4 x ww

4 x Oscar

Ashes for #2, #3, &, #4

the people of Mouton are helpless with mirth :yep:

Medam,
petèt ou te pèdi mouchwa ou a ?
Gwo Ginette ti fi konk la jwenn youn
byen bonè maten an dèyè boneyard la.
Se te bò kote yon mesye.
Si ou ta renmen rekipere atik sa a
jis pòp ansanm nan resepsyon ak gen
yon chat sekrè ak gwo Rachelle.
Li ap okipe li nan kofr espesyal li a,
ansanm ak anpil lòt dekorasyon tradisyonèl yo,
enstriman mizik ak konkonb lanmè a chante.
Petèt ou ta prefere retire tach yo
soti nan mouchwa ou anvan ou itilize li an piblik ankò?
Jis mande gwo R pou yon prete nan espre 2-an-1 Pledge™ li
ak gwosè fanmi brillo pad la.

Lucson Wisly Thelemaque

Adjwen Manadjè Asistan nan bagay ki manke ak sa

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Reply 18

Joinedup