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No **** February-whose up for it?

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Reply 20
Original post by Genocidal
Why would I want to?


Cause we'll call you a pussy if you don't, in which case it might help in you to get some lol. :tongue:
Reply 21
Original post by >Anna<

Especially you.


LOL! Why me?!
Reply 22
Original post by my_username_was_taken

Hardcore mode: Watch porn every day.


I have a suggestion.

European Extreme mode - Use a fleshlight

:gthumb:
A thread filled with sexually frustrated males. :teeth:

Out of pure curiosity, are girls exempt from this?
(edited 13 years ago)
My girlfriends in India for 5 months, game on.
Original post by Yawn11
LOL! Why me?!


Well...being one of the chief contributors to the cutest girl thread, you seem rather easily excited :wink:
Reply 26
Original post by Colour Me Pretty
A thread filled with sexually frustrated males. :teeth:

Out of pure curiosity, are girls exempt from this?


Don't see why not. You could also volunteer yourself to be a legitimate method of relief half way through the month.
Reply 27
Original post by my_username_was_taken
OK boys, who's man enough?

This is the ultimate test of self restraint, imagine the tolerance and resistance to other forms of persuasion when you complete this goal. Lets not be wooed by quick fixes and instant gratification, this is a THE test. Plus the sexual frustration will give you way more intent in the field which could either lead to sex or sexual assault. Are you a fat/skinny chump? Just think of all that spare testosterone that can be used down at the gym.

So who's alpha enough?

Well the rules are simple, SEX with a a partner (female or male) IS ALLOWED. So if you can find a woman/man/ts to jerk your chicken then do so. However, all forms of solo stimulation are strictly prohibited. We start on the 1st of February and take it to the very end. I would like to add that my birthday falls on the 21st so if I can not have a birthday **** then I am king of the forum. BE HONEST! If you break, then post here and you will be mocked and shamed. Remember: Shaolin Monks don't **** and they punch through walls.

Hardcore mode: Watch porn every day.

WE CAN DO THIS! WHose up for it?

This topic is for support to be honest. To participate let me know and i'l add you to the list.

Participants:

Me (my_username_was_taken)
Yawn11
Lewroll
JohnC2211
Zonvolt
Reflexive(considering)
>Anna<
fordfiesta
crazedmonkey09
Left Hand Drive
VivaLatzy


sign me up man.. All im planning to do on FEB is work/gym/clubs.. this would be good motivation!
Hm, I think I'll give it a go =P
Original post by my_username_was_taken
OK boys, who's man enough?

This is the ultimate test of self restraint, imagine the tolerance and resistance to other forms of persuasion when you complete this goal. Lets not be wooed by quick fixes and instant gratification, this is a THE test. Plus the sexual frustration will give you way more intent in the field which could either lead to sex or sexual assault. Are you a fat/skinny chump? Just think of all that spare testosterone that can be used down at the gym.

So who's alpha enough?

Well the rules are simple, SEX with a a partner (female or male) IS ALLOWED. So if you can find a woman/man/ts to jerk your chicken then do so. However, all forms of solo stimulation are strictly prohibited. We start on the 1st of February and take it to the very end. I would like to add that my birthday falls on the 21st so if I can not have a birthday **** then I am king of the forum. BE HONEST! If you break, then post here and you will be mocked and shamed. Remember: Shaolin Monks don't **** and they punch through walls.

Hardcore mode: Watch porn every day.

WE CAN DO THIS! WHose up for it?

This topic is for support to be honest. To participate let me know and i'l add you to the list.

Participants:

Me (my_username_was_taken)
Yawn11
Lewroll
JohnC2211
Zonvolt
Reflexive(considering)
>Anna<
fordfiesta
crazedmonkey09
Left Hand Drive
VivaLatzy


well I guess I'll have to find something else on valentines day to do, other than my usual sobbing whilst masturbating into the card I bought myself. Count me in!
Reply 30
Original post by >Anna<
Well...being one of the chief contributors to the cutest girl thread, you seem rather easily excited :wink:


Hmmmm fair point, fair point...

Although recently my partner in crime had been falling asleep on the job... :frown: I'm always ready to work, but he doesn't seem bothered.

I worry sometimes.

Probaby too much info, but that was a great metaphor, and I have no shame.
Original post by my_username_was_taken

Well the rules are simple, SEX with a a partner (female or male) IS ALLOWED.


That's not very difficult for those with girlfriend/boyfriend in the same city :tongue:
Reply 32
This thread is full of lolz. I will attempt it for the challenge!
Original post by Yawn11
Hmmmm fair point, fair point...

Although recently my partner in crime had been falling asleep on the job... :frown: I'm always ready to work, but he doesn't seem bothered.

I worry sometimes.

Probaby too much info, but that was a great metaphor, and I have no shame.

:rofl: Fair play...Maybe he's been overworked and needs a break?


I love how I was added on to the list in the OP without expressing any wish to partake :colonhash:
Reply 34
This sounds like a terrible idea. Just awful.
Reply 35
Original post by >Anna<
:rofl: Fair play...Maybe he's been overworked and needs a break?


I love how I was added on to the list in the OP without expressing any wish to partake :colonhash:


A break... Sound so crazy, but it could work.

And the thread doesn't discriminate on gender, was probably obvious to OP you need this time out as much as we do. :mmm:
Original post by >Anna<
I give it a week before you've all given up.


I smell a sabotage ploy :yep:
Original post by Yawn11
A break... Sound so crazy, but it could work.

And the thread doesn't discriminate on gender, was probably obvious to OP you need this time out as much as we do. :mmm:

You obviously think he has been overworked so, yeah, try the break. Poor guy.

Obvious? Yeah... :colonhash:



Original post by goodeye
I smell a sabotage ploy :yep:

Ha...I could, but I won't.
Put my name down dude. Ive thought about it and I really have nothing better to do with my penis all month.
Reply 39
I'm in!

But I'll almost certainly fail. I haven't gone more than 4 or 5 days before. Is it even possible to go more than a week before spurting a load during sleep?

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