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how big is your penis?

or girls... how big do you like a penis.... (just wondering if i am normal or not)

no need to be shy. post anonymous if you desire.

soft, id say 2....... tiny at times :frown: but hard! were talking almost 8...

(all measurements are calculated in 'inches')

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Reply 1
Ask your mum
I bet you've attempted to measure your penis with a ruler.
Reply 3
Original post by G550NDH
Ask your mum


that another way of saying 4?
Reply 4
You'll find that the average that everybody gives is the old one from around 2005, humans have since mutated and the typical male has a 14 ft penis.
Reply 5
Never measured it, never had the need to.
Reply 6
Original post by PotPon
that another way of saying 4?


I think he was referring to this part of your OP;

"or girls... how big do you like a penis.... (just wondering if i am normal or not)"
Over 9000.



Micrometres.
Over 9000.

Well, I was beaten to it. :sad:
Reply 9
Original post by wangelo
I think he was referring to this part of your OP;

"or girls... how big do you like a penis.... (just wondering if i am normal or not)"


i dont think you understood my post.
ITT: everyone lie about their penis.
Original post by Bektas
I bet you've attempted to measure your penis with a ruler.


What else would you use, finger spaces?
Reply 12
Original post by PotPon
i dont think you understood my post.


I understood it, perfectly.
Reply 13
Reply 14
Original post by Reflexive

Original post by Reflexive
What else would you use, finger spaces?


Cheesewire? :'D
Reply 15
Original post by wangelo
I understood it, perfectly.


if you did, im afraid you wouldnt have replied with what you did.

you see, dodging the question with an answer such as "ask your mom" leads me to believe the poster has a small penis that gets as much action as jonathan woodgate in the spurs team
I got no penis... :cry:

I like it to be around 7inch erected and 5-6 inches girth... :wink: ,... It doesnt mean I really really care about it though.

HAHAHAH ...... But to be honest, it doesnt really matter about the size. It's how you use it... :wink:
(edited 13 years ago)
Reply 17
Just gonna get my ruler...

Ahhh sorry didn't make it, just tripped on my cock and hurt myself
Reply 18
But seriously, even if you are that bothered about the size of your cock - who really gives a **** about the size of an e-penis?

Everyone knows that the average e-penis is roughly 9 inches long with the girth of a two litre coke bottle.
Reply 19
these ruler jokes are a bit of a bore... can people not make an educated measurement of their own penis?

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