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Reply 20

Rant

Yeah, but I call it ploughing. As in, "hey baby, your ass looks like it needs a good ploughing, wanna bone?"

Reply 21

AreYouDizzeeBlud_x

No but i've waved a finger for a girl to come over and then when she comes to me I then say

'I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand' :mmm:

Reply 22

wtfCharlie

If they guy was hot . . .
tbh I wouldn't ever try it though . . .

Reply 23

SuperSam_Fantastiche

I don't usually bother asking :mmm:

lolzy thread

Original post by Betacra

"You have reached the limit of how many posts you can rate today!"

Damn... :frown:

Appreciate the effort, man. :u:

Reply 26

iamnotasealion

Original post by marcusfox

Also done at a UK university - Only one guy turned the girl down, saying he had an exam the next day, 100% of the girls said no to the guy.

Hot damn that guy had some willpower.

Reply 27

HumanNature1992

Original post by marcusfox

Also done at a UK university - Only one guy turned the girl down, saying he had an exam the next day, 100% of the girls said no to the guy.

I remember, I saw this documentary. I think it was done at kings or one of the London unis.

Reply 28

KrazyKro

I find that a bit of rope can replace the asking part quite well...

Reply 29

j.laurence

Original post by Peachykeen09

If I saw guy call me over with one finger I'd think he was a freak and run away

Well,

Reply 30

righteous

Original post by Foo.mp3

"Hello. Hope I’m not disturbing you but er…

I saw you from across the party and er…

I don’t usually do this but…

I felt compelled to tell you something…

You have an absolutely breathtaking hiney…

I mean that thing is good…

I want to be friends with it"

#Winning. 60% of the time, it works every time

It's not as good as my favourite: "I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

That's the best pickup line ever :biggrin:

Reply 31

righteous

Original post by Foo.mp3

True. True.

Some **** negged me for quoting THE MAN Burgandy, wtf is the world coming to!? :frown:

I...I...don't know. It's truly a sad time we live in...

Reply 32

Profesh

Original post by j.laurence

I've said this over and over again but here goes. You point to a girl with one finger, she comes over to you, you tell her "See, I made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with two." :sexface:

As opposed to pointing at a girl with no fingers, which would likely earn you a place on the Sex Offenders' Register. (Whereas pointing at a girl who has no fingers is merely somewhat insensitive.)

Reply 33

Wenger

I think as long as you don't mention the word sex, things will work out. Hell I bet if I said "Would you like to see my bedroom, I need help on choosing furniture" that would get what it done.

Reply 34

wavey93

Original post by ghanglish

"You want any business?" always seems to work...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL "Ghanglish"!!!!

Reply 35

ohm

Original post by Cheesecakefactory

Have any of you ever gotten laid by simply asking for it?

I mean literally walking up to a stranger, and asking them for sex in the first few minutes of conversation.