Had a dream we'd beat PSG. Had a dream you guys will win the title.
Putting this in the misc section as it's not really related
Scariest football dream I've had was least week. We play Everton, lose and I look at the table to see we're on 1 point and about to be relegated. It felt so real. Lol after the WHU game I dreamt that I was in school and Podolski was sitting in front of me and for no apparant reason I start crying and I feel really angry and everyone's asking if I'm okay but I don't want Podolski to see me crying because I feel that he'll hate me if he does? Lol so weird. I don''t remember it in detail but hahaahhah!
When we were top of the league, almost every night I was having an Arsenal related dream and it would basically be us playing beautiful football and winning by a big margin. Those were the best
Just been thinking that Arsenal should start a eugenics programme to ensure that Olivier Giroud and Anouk Hoogendijk reproduce.
Oli:
Anouk:
Imagine that son though: -guaranteed 10/10 aesthetics -6'4 daddy and Dutch mother=6'5 master race -2 athletes as parents=high probability of sports career, if not then Hugo Boss model -Grow up the son of a multi millionaire -Grow up polyglot with French, Dutch, English + another language at school -Learn French charm and game from Giroud, modern day Casanova -Podolski as godfather to pick up banter and chat
Talk about winning the lottery of life!
in b4 Wenger manages to mess up the eugenics programme In b4 son is 5'6 foreveralone manlet due to throwbacks In b4 John Terry bangs her first and on grows up as JSA chav In b4 Oli bangs the first chick he sees at team hotel in b4 daughter grows up and becomes instagram sensation
Yeah if I'm ever rich and I die old I'd bang their daughter. When I'm 56 she'll be 36. the threshold would be 35 so I'll still be in and she wouldn't have lost her looks at that time either.