Five Words to Ruin a Date
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I can't kill your mum.
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My ex liked that too.
When on my first date with my current bf, we got on to some odd topics and things we had done that were bizarre; laughed about how odd we were, then there was a pause and I blurted out
"I jerked off a pig" (Im a vet student, you have to use manual stimulation to collect boar semen for AI purposes- believe me it was a disturbing experience ..)
He went silent. I instantly regretted it and pulled a "oh good god i ruined everything " shocked sort of face- but after a few more seconds he said "really?"
"uh hih"
and he laughed so hard he nearly choked on his wrap
Over a year later here we are :P so i guess sometimes the worst things to say dont really cost you anything at all :P
"I jerked off a pig" (Im a vet student, you have to use manual stimulation to collect boar semen for AI purposes- believe me it was a disturbing experience ..)
He went silent. I instantly regretted it and pulled a "oh good god i ruined everything " shocked sort of face- but after a few more seconds he said "really?"
"uh hih"
and he laughed so hard he nearly choked on his wrap
Over a year later here we are :P so i guess sometimes the worst things to say dont really cost you anything at all :P
Original post by Future African game vet
"I jerked off a pig"
That's no way to talk about your ex!
:P
Original post by mikeyd85
Wow! Your sister is hot!
I have chronic erectile dysfunction.
My mum wears that top.
You look like my aunty.
I have chronic erectile dysfunction.
My mum wears that top.
You look like my aunty.
PRSOM!
Do you want to split the bill? CHEAPSKATE.
Original post by Tillybop
One that someone I know said (unfortunately not 5 words):
'Wow you looked much better the other day with make up on.'
Oh dear.
Edit: Oooo and another gem from same person that is 5 words
'What was your name again?'
'Wow you looked much better the other day with make up on.'
Oh dear.Edit: Oooo and another gem from same person that is 5 words
'What was your name again?'
PRSOM!
"When do I pay you?"
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