After Slavan Bilic's comment about Dimitri Payet 'I have to get poetry lessons to describe his importance to us', there have been some poems about Manchester United.
LVG and United are on the brink.
I've had more fun unblocking the sink.
Let's hope they play well tonight,
for Shrewsbury Town will show their might.
If we shall succumb and lose,
LVG leaving will be all the news.
Man U are Red
Shrewsbury are Blue
LVG will be fired
When Romero lets in 2
The was an old man named Van Gaal,
Who struggled at playing football
If Shrewsbury win
..and directors call in
He'll end up with no job at all!
Kick it in the goal,
Kick it in the goal,
Their goal not our goal,
Kick it in the goal.
Mary had a little lamb
Until LVG signed it to play up front out of desperation