What the heck just happened???

Malsumis is a highly malevolent spirit or god in Abenaki mythology, an Algonquian people of northeastern North America.

Brilliant

Sorry, I guess the fear in my hands caused the picture to be a bit blurry

As I said before, I have a random voodoo stick laying around, I go to the loft and take a picture all for a thread??? You obviously don't know me...

Just chuck the ****er outside.

Reply 61

fatima1998

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FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!! :angry:

whoever is saying that the OP is trolling
HE IS NOTTT!!!
it is serious guys (i hope so)
so rather than saying he is trolling, why not help him out by saying nice things... :h:

i hope you'll be fine OP :redface:

Reply 62

z33

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you'll be alright homeland! sit tight!

Reply 63

Imperion

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Original post by homeland.lsw

Malsumis is a highly malevolent spirit or god in Abenaki mythology, an Algonquian people of northeastern North America.

Brilliant

Sorry, I guess the fear in my hands caused the picture to be a bit blurry

As I said before, I have a random voodoo stick laying around, I go to the loft and take a picture all for a thread??? You obviously don't know me...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciiKvpXCRus&list=PL853Lf5HtEQzXwxjwc26cO5HJ1qow_uAS Get educated sonny :biggrin:

Reply 64

TheOtherSide.

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@homeland.lsw D'you think it's coincidence or not that I had a lesson on ghosts and spirits the day before?

Reply 65

MountKimbie

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When I first saw the thumbnails I thought oh it looks like a pipe maybe burst? But then I click on them. It's so horrible :frown:

Reply 66

DedicatedWizard

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It's okay, I didn't need any sleep tonight anyway...

Good luck OP, those pics were scary af.

Reply 67

John55

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Original post by homeland.lsw

As I said before, I have a random voodoo stick laying around, I go to the loft and take a picture all for a thread??? You obviously don't know me...

Oh but I do know you. :colone:

Reply 68

username1738583

OP

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Original post by John55

Oh but I do know you. :colone:

Doubt it

Original post by TheOtherSide.

@homeland.lsw D'you think it's coincidence or not that I had a lesson on ghosts and spirits the day before?

I hope not...

Original post by fatima1998

FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!! :angry:

whoever is saying that the OP is trolling
HE IS NOTTT!!!
it is serious guys (i hope so)
so rather than saying he is trolling, why not help him out by saying nice things... :h:

i hope you'll be fine OP :redface:

Thank you...

Original post by Ciel.

Just chuck the ****er outside.

This is what I'll do.

So I'm back home now..and I've wrapped that thing up in an old towel. At some point today I'm going to go and dump it somewhere, this is going to be someone else's problem.

Reply 69

username1738583

OP

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Original post by Zargabaath

It's actually just a really ornate dildo

Who in their right mind would get aroused from that thing...also do you think the hair on top is for extra stimulation?

Reply 70

StrawbAri

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Looks like an African juju charm :dontknow:

Do you know any people of African origin that might have something against you and your family? People tend to rely on juju to 'deal with' their enemies.

I wouldn't be too worried as whoever planted it just wants to scare you but if you start experiencing bad luck and all kinds of tough **** I suggest you contact an exorcist.

Legit advice :rofl:

You won't believe the **** that's turned up at my house :rofl:

Once there was a skull with my photograph in it. The other time there where some eggs at the front door that were empty when you cracked them.

(edited 8 years ago)

Reply 71

username2088165

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Have you guys managed to solve the mystery yet? :smile:

Reply 72

luminarychild

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An ancient dildo used by the female giants in the lands of Skryim :sexface:

Reply 73

Death Grips

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Original post by homeland.lsw

So right now I am freaking out. I was just lying in my bedroom relaxing when I heard this massive bang, as though something fell over and broke. It sounded as though it was from the loft so I went to look. I took my phone for the flash light and found this.
I have no clue what the hell it is and I am freaking out!! My mum has no idea what it could be and my dad is away on a business trip although we both know he wouldn't have a clue.
I am seriously scared guys this is no joke.. What the actual **** is this??

brb OP, calling african witch doctor to take the curse off your house

Reply 74

the bear

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Original post by homeland.lsw

So right now I am freaking out. I was just lying in my bedroom relaxing when I heard this massive bang, as though something fell over and broke. It sounded as though it was from the loft so I went to look. I took my phone for the flash light and found this.
I have no clue what the hell it is and I am freaking out!! My mum has no idea what it could be and my dad is away on a business trip although we both know he wouldn't have a clue.
I am seriously scared guys this is no joke.. What the actual **** is this??

a statue of Nicky Minaj has teleported into your loft ? :dontknow:

Reply 75

username1738583

OP

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Original post by StrawbAri

Looks like an African juju charm :dontknow:

Do you know any people of African origin that might have something against you and your family? People tend to rely on juju to 'deal with' their enemies.

I wouldn't be too worried as whoever planted it just wants to scare you but if you start experiencing bad luck and all kinds of tough **** I suggest you contact an exorcist.

Legit advice :rofl: