Write a happiest story you can think of, in 3 words.
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Britain left EU
Original post by KoreanSpammer
Britain left EU
Did Boris put you upto that?
Cats live forever
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She said yes.
married to bae 
food in fridge
Original post by David Cameron™
Saw a good chap on the forum make a thread about the saddest story. So here's the reverse option. You know how us politicians like to spin faux-happiness.
Some of mine:
Pork for dinner
Britain in EU
Osborne ordered pizza
Panama scandal coverup
Bedroom tax introduced
Tax credits cut
Human rights abolished
Sewel after party
Some of mine:
Pork for dinner
Britain in EU
Osborne ordered pizza
Panama scandal coverup
Bedroom tax introduced
Tax credits cut
Human rights abolished
Sewel after party
Why abolish H rights????
Unconditional from Cambridge
Won the lottery
Cake for all
Smoking is banned
Speed limits abolished
Won the lottery
Cake for all
Smoking is banned
Speed limits abolished
Original post by Mathemagicien
Got 10 gems
Lol I love this one
Original post by Amellia123
Unconditional from Cambridge (Cambridge sucks)
Won the lottery (will tax it)
Cake for all (will tax it unless they're Jaffa cakes)
Smoking is banned (nah we make tons off tobacco tax)
Speed limits abolished (could be fun but dangerous)
Won the lottery (will tax it)
Cake for all (will tax it unless they're Jaffa cakes)
Smoking is banned (nah we make tons off tobacco tax)
Speed limits abolished (could be fun but dangerous)
My thoughts on the above in brackets.
Original post by Geo-life
Why abolish H rights????
So I can do whatever I want like the Tory boy I am.
BrexitPizzaVadge
I got an A*
Original post by Maryam_Alayha14
I got an A*
That's 4 words
Bet you vote labour.
Original post by Maryam_Alayha14
I got an A*
Nice 3 words !
Original post by Betelgeuse-
BrexitPizzaVadge
Hi again ! Did you find some coffee and heroin
Original post by David Cameron™
My thoughts on the above in brackets.
Very nice to here your opinions Mr Cameron - however I think there should be a tax on the word tax imho
Original post by David Cameron™
So I can do whatever I want like the Tory boy I am.
Preach it DaveOriginal post by David Cameron™
That's 4 words
Bet you vote labour.
Bet you vote labour.
You'll have to increase the tax on that by 40% because of the 4th word
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