What to do when horny...

Realise that sex isn't as amazing as people make it out to be?

:spank:

*insert 'you're not doing it right' joke here*

Oh no, I'm doing right - all right

Oh no, I'm doing right - all right

I am being serious lol. A cold shower is like a reset switch. OP asked me if it worked so I couldn't help it

right hand doesn't count

No you're doing it alright not all right

No you're doing it alright not all right

You're asking for help and take the piss out of someone who's helping? Oh, okay...I've had more experience than you've ever had and I'm telling you now. It's not as mind-blowing as everyone makes it out to be. Even with my beautiful fiance.

already am dude

Maybe you should find a way to get heated.

maybe my donut just needs to be filled with custard

What if I make too much custard and it ends up making a mess?

Watch the Apprentice

but will Lord sugar give me some sugar?