[GHOULISH THREAD] I'm Count Dracula, AMA!

Are you related to Count Dooku?

I don't know who that is I'm afraid... are they a fellow vampire?

You don't know the famous, Sith Lord? The dentist in C&TCF and baddie in SW:TCW?

My coffin is conveniently located in TSR Towers so that I'm nearby to help with Halloween on here!



Ohhh, that Count! No relation, I'm afraid

A common myth, I'm afraid... I actually love garlic myself!

I have indeed, young Jeremy was terrified of the dark, we had to buy him a night light!



I like to treat all my monsters to something nice on Halloween, but I have been known to play a few pranks too



You forgot about @Mrs. Dracula, she'll be mighty disappointed!



We have to visit the vampire barbers, or get a friend to help us! It's a grand pain really, but you get used to it



1... 2... 3... I love to count!

You didn't do the laugh!

I read an article about you in the Guardian, but I didn't see you in the Mirror or the Sun.