Having to masturbate after you thought you were getting sex...
Is this one of the worst feelings ever or what? Can't stand it 
Alas, this is how my night has ended.
The FWB invited me to bowling this evening with her friends and their BFs. I did some lifts because I don't drink, so I picked up her, two of her mates and one of her mate's BFs. The guy sat in the front because he's tall and there's not much leg-room in the back of my car. My phone keeps going off with texts as I'm driving, and as I pull up and everyone starts to get out I check my phone. All texts from the FWB, all dirty AF stating what she wants to do to me/me do to her when we go back to hers later. Sounds like a good night
The night went pretty well. I got chatting to the lads and one of them is really into snooker, so I took his number and we agreed to go for a few games soon. Next thing I know, one of the FWB's mates is telling me that she's in the toilets chucking her guts up. One too many Jacques, apparently. Great. Got everyone in the car, gave her a bin back to puke into, which she used all the way home. Sex is definitely off the cards. Her mate is now staying with her to look after her, so at least that's one result.
Grabbed a Subway on the way home, munched that and then took my frustrations out on Vic Alouqua of Pornhub. Just thought as well, didn't wash my hands after eating my Sub. My knob probably reeks of Subway, now. *sigh*
Alas, this is how my night has ended.The FWB invited me to bowling this evening with her friends and their BFs. I did some lifts because I don't drink, so I picked up her, two of her mates and one of her mate's BFs. The guy sat in the front because he's tall and there's not much leg-room in the back of my car. My phone keeps going off with texts as I'm driving, and as I pull up and everyone starts to get out I check my phone. All texts from the FWB, all dirty AF stating what she wants to do to me/me do to her when we go back to hers later. Sounds like a good night
The night went pretty well. I got chatting to the lads and one of them is really into snooker, so I took his number and we agreed to go for a few games soon. Next thing I know, one of the FWB's mates is telling me that she's in the toilets chucking her guts up. One too many Jacques, apparently. Great. Got everyone in the car, gave her a bin back to puke into, which she used all the way home. Sex is definitely off the cards. Her mate is now staying with her to look after her, so at least that's one result.
Grabbed a Subway on the way home, munched that and then took my frustrations out on Vic Alouqua of Pornhub. Just thought as well, didn't wash my hands after eating my Sub. My knob probably reeks of Subway, now. *sigh*
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That. Sounds. Rough
He got a subway peepee
Original post by Sadflower
That. Sounds. Rough
This is the third occasion on which sexytime has been cancelled due to her over-drinking. Starting to become a problem tbh. She ruined a potential (as in, it was definitely going to ****ing happen until she ruined it) threesome last time
Wow what a *****!
Original post by It's****ingWOODY
Is this one of the worst feelings ever or what? Can't stand it Alas, this is how my night has ended.
The FWB invited me to bowling this evening with her friends and their BFs. I did some lifts because I don't drink, so I picked up her, two of her mates and one of her mate's BFs. The guy sat in the front because he's tall and there's not much leg-room in the back of my car. My phone keeps going off with texts as I'm driving, and as I pull up and everyone starts to get out I check my phone. All texts from the FWB, all dirty AF stating what she wants to do to me/me do to her when we go back to hers later. Sounds like a good night
The night went pretty well. I got chatting to the lads and one of them is really into snooker, so I took his number and we agreed to go for a few games soon. Next thing I know, one of the FWB's mates is telling me that she's in the toilets chucking her guts up. One too many Jacques, apparently. Great. Got everyone in the car, gave her a bin back to puke into, which she used all the way home. Sex is definitely off the cards. Her mate is now staying with her to look after her, so at least that's one result.
Grabbed a Subway on the way home, munched that and then took my frustrations out on Vic Alouqua of Pornhub. Just thought as well, didn't wash my hands after eating my Sub. My knob probably reeks of Subway, now. *sigh*
Alas, this is how my night has ended.The FWB invited me to bowling this evening with her friends and their BFs. I did some lifts because I don't drink, so I picked up her, two of her mates and one of her mate's BFs. The guy sat in the front because he's tall and there's not much leg-room in the back of my car. My phone keeps going off with texts as I'm driving, and as I pull up and everyone starts to get out I check my phone. All texts from the FWB, all dirty AF stating what she wants to do to me/me do to her when we go back to hers later. Sounds like a good night
The night went pretty well. I got chatting to the lads and one of them is really into snooker, so I took his number and we agreed to go for a few games soon. Next thing I know, one of the FWB's mates is telling me that she's in the toilets chucking her guts up. One too many Jacques, apparently. Great. Got everyone in the car, gave her a bin back to puke into, which she used all the way home. Sex is definitely off the cards. Her mate is now staying with her to look after her, so at least that's one result.
Grabbed a Subway on the way home, munched that and then took my frustrations out on Vic Alouqua of Pornhub. Just thought as well, didn't wash my hands after eating my Sub. My knob probably reeks of Subway, now. *sigh*
It's always good fun reading about your antics, Woody.
Original post by showaeski
Is her mate single?
Nope! All taken, all their fellas were with them. The one that's looking after my FWB, her BF apparently has to get up really early for work so he left early, so looks like I gave her a bit of company in passing the FWB onto her. Win-win
Original post by IWMTom
It's always good fun reading about your antics, Woody.
You guise
I know for a fact that there are several people here who hate me and my posts and have blocked me over them... but Woody = not even bothered Some people get a laugh out of them and I love seeing peoples' reactions, positive or negative.(edited 6 years ago)
you are soooooo obsessed with sex
Original post by Jheinexx
you are soooooo obsessed with sex
I'm definitely not.
What you up to tonight sweet cheeks, where you live?
Original post by It's****ingWOODY
I'm definitely not.
What you up to tonight sweet cheeks, where you live?
What you up to tonight sweet cheeks, where you live?
You definitely are.
Original post by Jheinexx
You definitely are.
You didn't answer my question
Original post by It's****ingWOODY
You didn't answer my question
why would i tell you where i live
Original post by Jheinexx
why would i tell you where i live
4 sex
Original post by It's****ingWOODY
4 sex
Ahhh nice joke 👍🏽
Original post by Jheinexx
Ahhh nice joke 👍🏽
Don't tell me you only just got it after 5 posts
Original post by It's****ingWOODY
Don't tell me you only just got it after 5 posts
No, i got it before. But you agree right? You’re very obsessed
Original post by It's****ingWOODY
Is this one of the worst feelings ever or what? Can't stand it Alas, this is how my night has ended.
The FWB invited me to bowling this evening with her friends and their BFs. I did some lifts because I don't drink, so I picked up her, two of her mates and one of her mate's BFs. The guy sat in the front because he's tall and there's not much leg-room in the back of my car. My phone keeps going off with texts as I'm driving, and as I pull up and everyone starts to get out I check my phone. All texts from the FWB, all dirty AF stating what she wants to do to me/me do to her when we go back to hers later. Sounds like a good night
The night went pretty well. I got chatting to the lads and one of them is really into snooker, so I took his number and we agreed to go for a few games soon. Next thing I know, one of the FWB's mates is telling me that she's in the toilets chucking her guts up. One too many Jacques, apparently. Great. Got everyone in the car, gave her a bin back to puke into, which she used all the way home. Sex is definitely off the cards. Her mate is now staying with her to look after her, so at least that's one result.
Grabbed a Subway on the way home, munched that and then took my frustrations out on Vic Alouqua of Pornhub. Just thought as well, didn't wash my hands after eating my Sub. My knob probably reeks of Subway, now. *sigh*
Alas, this is how my night has ended.The FWB invited me to bowling this evening with her friends and their BFs. I did some lifts because I don't drink, so I picked up her, two of her mates and one of her mate's BFs. The guy sat in the front because he's tall and there's not much leg-room in the back of my car. My phone keeps going off with texts as I'm driving, and as I pull up and everyone starts to get out I check my phone. All texts from the FWB, all dirty AF stating what she wants to do to me/me do to her when we go back to hers later. Sounds like a good night
The night went pretty well. I got chatting to the lads and one of them is really into snooker, so I took his number and we agreed to go for a few games soon. Next thing I know, one of the FWB's mates is telling me that she's in the toilets chucking her guts up. One too many Jacques, apparently. Great. Got everyone in the car, gave her a bin back to puke into, which she used all the way home. Sex is definitely off the cards. Her mate is now staying with her to look after her, so at least that's one result.
Grabbed a Subway on the way home, munched that and then took my frustrations out on Vic Alouqua of Pornhub. Just thought as well, didn't wash my hands after eating my Sub. My knob probably reeks of Subway, now. *sigh*
whats your routine bro? i've just gone from 6 day push/pull split to full body high intensity/volume variation 4 days week.
Original post by Jheinexx
No, i got it before. But you agree right? You’re very obsessed
Obsessed is a rather strong word. To obsess over something means to think about it constantly, and I've got other s*** to think about besides pussy
(edited 6 years ago)
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